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Chester announce unknown Wood as manager.
Chester City Football Club has announced the appointment of John Wood as first-team manager.
Wood, 33, is a former player with The Red Lion but is best know for his years of experience as a factory worker.
His most recent roles include Programme seller at the riverside stadium,home of his beloved Middlesbrough FC and dressing as mascot Rory the lion for children's party's.
Bob Gray, managing director of Chester City FC, says: "We’re absolutely delighted John has agreed to join Chester City as manager and he was our last,i mean first choice for the position.
"John brings with him a wealth of football knowledge, experience and contacts gained throughout a varied and unsuccessful career doing nothing significant.
"We’re confident his passion and expertise will help Chester City claw back our 25 point deficit and avoid relegation. The future is bright but we need fans to get behind the club and the new manager."
Rick Astley,president of the Chester City supporters club said "we the fans are totally underwhelmed" after he stopped crying uncontrollably he went on to say "just when we thought things could get no worse at the club we appoint this clown as manager" Astley then broke down and had to be comforted by his wife and friends.
The pressure is on and wood is up against it.
Chester announce unknown Wood as manager.
Chester City Football Club has announced the appointment of John Wood as first-team manager.
Wood, 33, is a former player with The Red Lion but is best know for his years of experience as a factory worker.
His most recent roles include Programme seller at the riverside stadium,home of his beloved Middlesbrough FC and dressing as mascot Rory the lion for children's party's.
Bob Gray, managing director of Chester City FC, says: "We’re absolutely delighted John has agreed to join Chester City as manager and he was our last,i mean first choice for the position.
"John brings with him a wealth of football knowledge, experience and contacts gained throughout a varied and unsuccessful career doing nothing significant.
"We’re confident his passion and expertise will help Chester City claw back our 25 point deficit and avoid relegation. The future is bright but we need fans to get behind the club and the new manager."
Rick Astley,president of the Chester City supporters club said "we the fans are totally underwhelmed" after he stopped crying uncontrollably he went on to say "just when we thought things could get no worse at the club we appoint this clown as manager" Astley then broke down and had to be comforted by his wife and friends.
The pressure is on and wood is up against it.
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