Just for fun.
Roberto Mancini sacked as Manchester City manager.
Manchester City hire Danny Slater as their new manager.
Day one at Manchester City.
Checking my emails at home i see a message from the chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak, which i place into spam mail without reading, And with that out of the way i head to the stadium.
As i step into the empty dressing room to wait for the players, An ugly little man walks in. He was speaking in a language i couldn't understand to which i assumed he was an immigrant who'd wandered in. A man walked in behind him who spoke English, Hello Mr. Slater, I'm Carlos Tevez's agent and he'd like to ask you if he could stay at the club, to which i replied 'Tell him to **** off back to the golf course, the little ******'. He said something to Tevez which resulted in him itching his neck then storming out with his agent.
Not a bad start to the day i say to myself.As the squad stroll in looking cocky, I tell them all to sit down and listen up.
I'll learn your names another time, right now all i'm saying to you lot is if you get on the wrong side of me i'll drop you. Right then, that's settled.
If any of you have concerns tell your mothers, brothers, sisters etc etc don't come to me, I simply do not care.
One more thing dickheads, new tactics are going to be introduced. I call it 'I'mAGenius3-1-2-4' get used to it girls.
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Next on my list is someone by the name of 'Mario', Sounds like a little trouble making *******.
Right everyone can leave the dressing room now, Apart from you, Mario.
What's up boss? says the lad with a funny looking haircut.
Don't 'boss' me laddy, it's Mr Danny Boss to you.
I pulled you to one side just to tell you i think your a bit of a **** and if you carry on i'll be forced to wrestle you to the ground and do the people's elbow on you, just saying..behave yourself.
What a busy day, and that's only day one!
I took the rest of the week off, that's why their's backroom staff, right?
Sat at home i think of possible transfer to 'strengthen' my squad.I have a striker in mind who many, many people rate highly.
**** sake, gotta attend a press conference.
Q: You sit here as the new manager of Man City. Is this your dream job?
A: **** this, I'm going home and stormed out.(I'm no good under pressure)
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Wake up the next morning with a text from the physio telling me Vincent Kompany is injured for 4 week to which i reply' Fix him in 3 week or your sacked, LOL'.
Saturday 9th July.
Manchester City sign world class striker Emile Heskey for a fee in the region of £15,000,000.
He has signed a 3 year contract earning 100k a week.
Can't wait to unveil Heskey to the fans, what a bargain!
12th July.
My first friendly is against Santos Laguna, told the lads win or your all in the reserves, simple.
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Balotelli came on as a sub and saved the lads from dropping into the reserves, as promised.
Heskey picked up a knock like a ****, was looking forward to chucking them all in the reserves!
A few nicknames I've come up with for the lads, we're all friends
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Had nothing to do the day after my first friendly so i decided to text my assistant, the text read..Alright Brian, just letting you know that I'm kicking you out of my backroom staff, i don't like you and your a *****, soz xx.
I've offered a contract to drug abuser Iain Dowie, I'm sure those eyes will spur on the players to do better.
Sent a message to Tevez's agent saying he can stay as long as he wears a scarf.
I'm a nice guy.My line-up for the friendly against Al-Jaazera, thought i'd play it safe.
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Team Talk, Aggressive - I expect a win! Full Time
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I think keeping his neck warm was key to his performance, well done lad.
Well, 2 games, 2 wins. Safe to say I'm a genius and should have a statue of me built immediately.
Dare to try my genius tactic? muahaha.
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Roberto Mancini sacked as Manchester City manager.
Manchester City hire Danny Slater as their new manager.
Day one at Manchester City.
Checking my emails at home i see a message from the chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak, which i place into spam mail without reading, And with that out of the way i head to the stadium.
As i step into the empty dressing room to wait for the players, An ugly little man walks in. He was speaking in a language i couldn't understand to which i assumed he was an immigrant who'd wandered in. A man walked in behind him who spoke English, Hello Mr. Slater, I'm Carlos Tevez's agent and he'd like to ask you if he could stay at the club, to which i replied 'Tell him to **** off back to the golf course, the little ******'. He said something to Tevez which resulted in him itching his neck then storming out with his agent.
Not a bad start to the day i say to myself.As the squad stroll in looking cocky, I tell them all to sit down and listen up.
I'll learn your names another time, right now all i'm saying to you lot is if you get on the wrong side of me i'll drop you. Right then, that's settled.
If any of you have concerns tell your mothers, brothers, sisters etc etc don't come to me, I simply do not care.
One more thing dickheads, new tactics are going to be introduced. I call it 'I'mAGenius3-1-2-4' get used to it girls.
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Next on my list is someone by the name of 'Mario', Sounds like a little trouble making *******.
Right everyone can leave the dressing room now, Apart from you, Mario.
What's up boss? says the lad with a funny looking haircut.
Don't 'boss' me laddy, it's Mr Danny Boss to you.
I pulled you to one side just to tell you i think your a bit of a **** and if you carry on i'll be forced to wrestle you to the ground and do the people's elbow on you, just saying..behave yourself.
What a busy day, and that's only day one!
I took the rest of the week off, that's why their's backroom staff, right?
Sat at home i think of possible transfer to 'strengthen' my squad.I have a striker in mind who many, many people rate highly.
**** sake, gotta attend a press conference.
Q: You sit here as the new manager of Man City. Is this your dream job?
A: **** this, I'm going home and stormed out.(I'm no good under pressure)
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Wake up the next morning with a text from the physio telling me Vincent Kompany is injured for 4 week to which i reply' Fix him in 3 week or your sacked, LOL'.
Saturday 9th July.
Manchester City sign world class striker Emile Heskey for a fee in the region of £15,000,000.
He has signed a 3 year contract earning 100k a week.
Can't wait to unveil Heskey to the fans, what a bargain!
12th July.
My first friendly is against Santos Laguna, told the lads win or your all in the reserves, simple.
View attachment 229528
Balotelli came on as a sub and saved the lads from dropping into the reserves, as promised.
Heskey picked up a knock like a ****, was looking forward to chucking them all in the reserves!
A few nicknames I've come up with for the lads, we're all friends
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Had nothing to do the day after my first friendly so i decided to text my assistant, the text read..Alright Brian, just letting you know that I'm kicking you out of my backroom staff, i don't like you and your a *****, soz xx.
I've offered a contract to drug abuser Iain Dowie, I'm sure those eyes will spur on the players to do better.
Sent a message to Tevez's agent saying he can stay as long as he wears a scarf.
I'm a nice guy.My line-up for the friendly against Al-Jaazera, thought i'd play it safe.
View attachment 229551
Team Talk, Aggressive - I expect a win! Full Time
View attachment 229553
I think keeping his neck warm was key to his performance, well done lad.
Well, 2 games, 2 wins. Safe to say I'm a genius and should have a statue of me built immediately.
Dare to try my genius tactic? muahaha.
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