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TRANSFERS
Manchester City chairman has really shown what he is capable of this transfer window. Not only did he bring in many new players but also broke the highest transfer fee record. That there is the sign of insanity. He is willing to sacrifice everything just to stop Arsenal from winning the league once more. He has also said that Jay-z was nothing but a hyped little kid, who understands nothing about music.
But now onto to the transfers.
Manchester City was working very closely with Chelsea this window. Firstly, MCI acquiered Cesar Azpilicueta, who can play as a right back as well as a left back. Secondly, Morgan Schneiderlin. There was some anger over this one because Morgan had played for MC's fierce rivals United before, but the Chairman is hoping the fans can see his (Schneiderli's) talent and get over the one mistake he had made. Finally, Diego Costa. The traitor turns to Manchester looking to make his mark here. The Brazilian, uhmm.. I mean Spaniard will have to fight for his spot with all the great talent already occupying the striker position. Chelsea also gave us £55 mil, because we are awesome. MCI gave Chelsea Agüero in return as good faith.
Manchester City also sold David silva to Chelsea for £30M. Because fans were't already shocked that the best striker had been sold, they also sold the best midfielder.
Then there were some relatively small transfers, like Richards to Fulham for £4M and Mangala to Newcastle for £13M.
And as youth friendly as MCI is they decided to loan out Iheanacho, P.Roberts, Donnarumma and Ambrose to Hull City, Fulham, Fulham and Newcastle respectively. Newcastle will have an obligation to buy Ambrose for £8M, should he scor more than 15 goals this season.
But the chairman didn't stop there. He went on and brought in to the club 2 random kids from the street, because "they were playing street football with a pepsi bottle and they did some neat tricks". Their names are Alex Holguin and Gaston Barbachan.
But wait, thats not all. Now the moment you have all been waiting for, the record transfer. The largest fee ever paid for a footballer. He cost 150 million
pounds. He has perfect technique and sometimes likes diving. It's almost world famous NEYMAR!!!!! He gets £600K per week. To comment other chairman "Manchester City is impossible to stom this season."