Urmmm - not sure whether I should be posting this (might jinx it!) but according to a couple of reliable Portuguese papers and now some Danish sources, Benfica are selling Oscar Cardozo (Yes, the man we all love in Football Manager) and signing:
NIKLAS BENDTNER
as his replacement. Now, I know this might upset some Arsenal fans, but just remember - we're getting a tidy profit of fifty quid on this guy. It's all about the Financial Profit after-all. He wants to leave because he feels he's too good for Arsenal and that while he's there, he's not going to win anything (partly because he's there, partly because if we DO win something, I'd hope that he plays less than 10 times...)

NIKLAS BENDTNER
as his replacement. Now, I know this might upset some Arsenal fans, but just remember - we're getting a tidy profit of fifty quid on this guy. It's all about the Financial Profit after-all. He wants to leave because he feels he's too good for Arsenal and that while he's there, he's not going to win anything (partly because he's there, partly because if we DO win something, I'd hope that he plays less than 10 times...)
