The Chelsea Thread

[Scouseinthehouse]

Just wind the F's up!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1503758690154860544

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Thomas Tuchel on Manchester United job rumours: “Do you feel me less committed to the club in my situation? Absolutely not, I love to be here and work for Chelsea”. #CFC “Chelsea has everything it needs to make me happy”, he added via @NizaarKinsella. #MUFC

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL
César Azpilicueta's contract at Chelsea has been extended until the summer of 2023!

 

[Tyton]

******* **** it's happening.

 

[Tyton]

That pass by Modric though chef kiss

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Update #Tuchel: As reported: He really wants to continue at #CFC! He stands by his latest statements. He loves the club. He doesn’t think about a move. On the contrary: He is already planning the coming season and is thinking about new players. Like Gvardiol. @SkySports

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Update #Tuchel: As reported: He really wants to continue at #CFC! He stands by his latest statements. He loves the club. He doesn’t think about a move. On the contrary: He is already planning the coming season and is thinking about new players. Like Gvardiol. @SkySports

This is good.

I want the F fraud to continue at Chelsea too!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

@martynziegler
NEW: Chelsea sale hits major obstacle after government told Abramovich wants to restructure the deal so the loan can be repaid. Ministers would baulk at that

 

[Bujakaa92]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1521507190045122560

Open for longer thread

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Reap what you F sow shitbags!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Official. Chelsea statement now confirms that “terms have been agreed for a new ownership group, led by Todd Boehly, Clearlake Capital, Mark Walter and Hansjoerg Wyss, to acquire the Club”. #CFC It’s the end of Roman Abramovich era.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

…..It’s the end of Roman Abramovich era.

Tommy Tucker should be thanking his lucky stars it is as I highly doubt he’d have survived the summer under the Russian crook.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536310067682758656

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Exclusive: Transfer guru Marina Granovskaia set to leave Chelsea following Bruce Buck exit @Matt_Law_DT #CFC

 

[Tyton]

I'm sure some other big club will ****** her promptly, one of the best execs in football.

edit: I swear to god even pope would struggle with this profanity filter.

 

[Vanjagl]

I'm sure some other big club will ****** her promptly, one of the best execs in football.

edit: I swear to god even pope would struggle with this profanity filter.

I'm sorry but we live in such age where censored word before the word 'her' is bannable. We simply cannot tolerate such behaviour.

On more serious note, its ******* golden how such simple censorship can make sentence sound so wrong ie: Big club will ****** her promptly. Not gonna lie, made me chuckle.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1542208891878088706

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Jesus. Chelsea and Lukaku makes Utd and Pogba look value for money!

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1547249569565532167

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1548163038087303170