Synopsis of game
0mins: “The Champiooooooons!”
1min: Malouda in CM?
2mins: TORRRRRRR...Er... Nothing.
4mins: WTF?!

6mins: How can Chelsea top Sturridge's audacious backheel vs Stoke at the weekend? With a double backheel goal of fury that's how!
7mins: What do you mean disallowed? What do you mean interfering with goal?
10mins: This is going to be a goalfest
15mins: Good to see our lads taking a breather; we'll come back rested and more ready than ever to rip 'em to shreds!
25mins: It's all gone a bit quiet...
40mins: Put the kettle on dear.
50mins: How much did Leverkusen's manager scream at them?!
55mins: Oh god, they're going to score
58mins: Oh god, Luiz is going to get sent off. What a libiality.
61mins: OH GOD, LUIZ IS GOING TO SCORE. WHAT A BRILLIANT PLAYER THAT LAD IS!
65mins: Promising
70mins: Cruise control for Chelsea.
75mins: Looking a little nervy...
78mins: Imagine if we had someone quick and tricky in Anelka's position. What do you mean we took Sturridge off?!
80mins: …
85mins: *hides behindsofa*
90mins: Phew, that's that then
92mins:MAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Fulltime: Thank God that midweek CL is back! Can't wait for the weekend!
A trip to OT you say? Oh...