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Who says Torres is off-form, 2 assists?

Nice performance by us today, Torres and Sturridge worked well upfront - Sturridge looks very good!
 
Synopsis of game

0mins: “The Champiooooooons!”
1min: Malouda in CM?
2mins: TORRRRRRR...Er... Nothing.
4mins: WTF?! o.O
6mins: How can Chelsea top Sturridge's audacious backheel vs Stoke at the weekend? With a double backheel goal of fury that's how!
7mins: What do you mean disallowed? What do you mean interfering with goal?
10mins: This is going to be a goalfest
15mins: Good to see our lads taking a breather; we'll come back rested and more ready than ever to rip 'em to shreds!
25mins: It's all gone a bit quiet...
40mins: Put the kettle on dear.
50mins: How much did Leverkusen's manager scream at them?!
55mins: Oh god, they're going to score
58mins: Oh god, Luiz is going to get sent off. What a libiality.
61mins: OH GOD, LUIZ IS GOING TO SCORE. WHAT A BRILLIANT PLAYER THAT LAD IS!
65mins: Promising
70mins: Cruise control for Chelsea.
75mins: Looking a little nervy...
78mins: Imagine if we had someone quick and tricky in Anelka's position. What do you mean we took Sturridge off?!
80mins: …
85mins: *hides behindsofa*
90mins: Phew, that's that then
92mins:MAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Fulltime: Thank God that midweek CL is back! Can't wait for the weekend!

A trip to OT you say? Oh...
 
Id rather a team player any day of the week. Torres was pretty good tonight and deserves credit and maybe even MOTM but i feel Mata may take that from him. Mata at 25mill is quickly looking the bargain of the season already, he is exacly what Chelsea need. Great to see the Kaiser back and he played very well indeed and deserved his applause. Luiz's goal was different class and any striker in the world would be pleased with a goal like that, i personly dont know any centre backs in the world who can do things like that.

Oh and before i forget, THATS WHO CHELSEA FC ARE MR SAM YOU MUGGY ****!!!!!!!
 
Id rather a team player any day of the week. Torres was pretty good tonight and deserves credit and maybe even MOTM but i feel Mata may take that from him. Mata at 25mill is quickly looking the bargain of the season already, he is exacly what Chelsea need. Great to see the Kaiser back and he played very well indeed and deserved his applause. Luiz's goal was different class and any striker in the world would be pleased with a goal like that, i personly dont know any centre backs in the world who can do things like that.

Oh and before i forget, THATS WHO CHELSEA FC ARE MR SAM YOU MUGGY ****!!!!!!!

Mata was great, but lets not call him bargain of the season
 
Mata was great, but lets not call him bargain of the season

Not yet but quickly looking sensational and the 25million paid for him is looking like a bargain. Everytime he gets the ball something happens.
 
Not yet but quickly looking sensational and the 25million paid for him is looking like a bargain. Everytime he gets the ball something happens.

I could say the same about a few more cheaper players though. Stellar signing for sure, but not bargain of the season
 
Ok, Meireles then lol.

haha behave. Torres is right though, chelsea are so much better when they move the ball quicker. two assists, could have had a goal if merieles hangs back. If chelsea play at that tempo, he will be firing them in soon, its when you slow it down, that he starts to really struggle
 
Your Bias is unbelievable.

Its called having a laugh!!!!

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haha behave. Torres is right though, chelsea are so much better when they move the ball quicker. two assists, could have had a goal if merieles hangs back. If chelsea play at that tempo, he will be firing them in soon, its when you slow it down, that he starts to really struggle

Yer he looked much more dangerous when the pace was quicker, i may be joking about Meireles baragin of the season because obviously you cant judge until the end of the season but my god so far the 12mill we paid is pennys.
 
Its called having a laugh!!!!

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Yer he looked much more dangerous when the pace was quicker, i may be joking about Meireles baragin of the season because obviously you cant judge until the end of the season but my god so far the 12mill we paid is pennys.

Torres is quite possibly the buy of the decade tbh.
 
First Terry, now Luiz. Clever of VB to play a very, very, very deep lying forward disguised as a CB.
 
First Terry, now Luiz. Clever of VB to play a very, very, very deep lying forward disguised as a CB.

Buy Heskey off us, and then you can have a very, very, very advanced defender to complement him.
 
Just to annoy ShayGiven abit more Feruz scored in his first game in a friendly at Cobham, both sides were Chelsea's reserves/acadamy mixed.
 
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