The Manchester United Thread

[Scouseinthehouse]

You'd better not be putting me in a blue coat there!

That wouldn't be good!

 

[Theatre of dreams]

You can always drop by and see the one you won back in your greatest ever year, '99, that we just happen to own; to remind you what a European Cup actually looks like lid if yers like.

Help yers through next year's Europa campaign. .

You can keep it if you like. Coz with Klopps cup record you will never win it again

 

[epic terrorist]

You guys need to get a room <3

 

[Theatre of dreams]

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Mark Ogden‏
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Jose Mourinho: Juan Mata will miss rest of Manchester United's season. Smalling and Jones out till mid May the earliest.

 

[RedUnited]

Ahh ****... Gonna miss that Mata, Herrera, Valencia triangle, got really sad now..

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Ahh ****... Gonna miss that Mata, Herrera, Valencia triangle, got really sad now..

Mata will be a huge miss for the remainder of the season. Our only other consistent attacker bar Zlatan.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Perisic been fantastic in the Milan derby defo would not mind him here. Icardi as well!

 

[RedUnited]

I would love both of them to United

 

[Theatre of dreams]

David Friio, who has been one of our French scouts for nearly a decade, has left United.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Guillemo Varela back on the bench today for Frankfurt. Good news after a long injury. Was playing well at the start of the season. Still think he will be sold in the Summer. Shame because apart from one game, when Coutinho tore him to pieces he was very good for us.

 

[RedUnited]

Yup, Varela reminded me a bit of Rafael, whom I loved

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Yup, Varela reminded me a bit of Rafael, whom I loved

Think Varela was has a better defensive side to his game than Rafa. Both love to get forward.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Sincerely hope Utd win today.

But then I wanted you to beat Everton the last home game and you nearly F-ed that up in catastrophic style so I'm not banking on it.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Sincerely hope Utd win today.

But then I wanted you to beat Everton the last home game and you nearly F-ed that up in catastrophic style so I'm not banking on it.

Giuarenteed home banker DRAW

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Giuarenteed home banker DRAW

I'll take that. Keeps Tottenham WELL in with a serious shot of the title.

Talking of, what ever TV ****, and even worse the Met for allowing it, decided it'd be a boss idea to move West Ham-L'pool and Tottenham-Utd to a Sunday afternoon obviously has no f-ing concept of football and football fans. That has a serious potential for carnage. Tube lines more or less overlapping each other. West Ham's last home game the year. West Ham and Tottenham hating each other and the having some of the worst dicks the capital. L'pool and Utd in London the same time. Travelling down the same line. That is going to one f-ing great big barrel of laughs all day May 14th.

Seriously f-ing braindead decdision.

 

[RedUnited]

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I have a feeling we will play something like this today, not sure why or if I like it or not.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Seen a few reports saying Herrera and no Rojo today. Also MEN saying we've been training to play 6 at the back :O MEN also saying no Zlatan now and Shaw won't start. Jesus I hope this is all bull! Timbo could be starting.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Thank god just seen Herrera, Zlatan, Rojo getting off the coach.

 

[RedUnited]

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[RhQQ]

That team leaves a lot to be desired... Not sure about this half-hearted approach from Jose... Was looking forward to this, not so much now. Take it as it comes.

Definitely prioritizing Europa League.