The Manchester United Thread

[Theatre of Dreams83]

@jamesalanrobson

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Benni McCarthy appointed striker coach at #mufc

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

That’s what happens when you don’t have an actual midfield that can dictate play. Strange we didn’t see much of Garner as well

If only you'd have managed to bag the Uruguayan Lukaku mate.

Loses into wins.

 

[kitchin75]

If only you'd have managed to bag the Uruguayan Lukaku mate.

Loses into wins.

since when is he a midfielder

 

[Legend Incredible]

@jamesalanrobson

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Benni McCarthy appointed striker coach at #mufc

I’m not sure why but this name is awfully familiar. Almost get a bad feeling.

 

[kitchin75]

I’m not sure why but this name is awfully familiar. Almost get a bad feeling.

your right to have a bad feeling he was utter S H I T as a st

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

I’m not sure why but this name is awfully familiar. Almost get a bad feeling.

His goals knocked us out the CL a time ago. Pretty good STR has about 200gls in about 450 games I think I read yesterday. Supposed to be helping with the STR and attacking plays. Did some of his coaching badges training under ETH at Ajax Mitten said.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1553738535563411457

 

[Legend Incredible]

His goals knocked us out the CL a time ago. Pretty good STR has about 200gls in about 450 games I think I read yesterday. Supposed to be helping with the STR and attacking plays. Did some of his coaching badges training under ETH at Ajax Mitten said.

Ah yes, how could I forget him absolutely man handling Gary Neville and Wes Brom in that match.
Deco also had out midfield (mostly ****) in the second half on strings.

Painful memories that…especially Gary Neville and Wes Brom being paired together at the back

 

[Legend Incredible]

Lisandro Martinez looked like a dwarf today when he was paired with Varane

 

[Vanjagl]

Lisandro Martinez looked like a dwarf today when he was paired with Varane

https://twitter.com/x/status/1553780761681182722

Alright "debut".

 

[Legend Incredible]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1553780761681182722

Alright "debut".

It’s no slight as to the game he had but the height difference between both players is so pronounced.

 

[Vanjagl]

It’s no slight as to the game he had but the height difference between both players is so pronounced.

Well yeah, he's like 175cm, while Varane is 191cm. Thats what, 10 inches difference in freedom units?

 

[Legend Incredible]

Well yeah, he's like 175cm, while Varane is 191cm. Thats what, 10 inches difference in freedom units?

Technically, 6 inches…in pride units

 

[Legend Incredible]

In other news, we need to lock down Garnacho. Boy’s a special talent.

 

[Vanjagl]

Technically, 6 inches…in pride units

Sorry for being an uncultured, eastern European swine.

In other news, we need to lock down Garnacho. Boy’s a special talent.

Hopefully he'll sign the new deal and get some good minutes this season. Not like he has a ton of competition.

 

[Theatre of Dreams83]

Official: Kevin Keij has left Ajax to join #mufc as first-team performance analyst #mulive

 

[kitchin75]

so are we just ajax 2.0 at this point

 

[Vanjagl]

so are we just ajax 2.0 at this point

Just like Chelsea was Porto 2.0 or Liverpool Dortmund 2.0 or even City Barca 2.0.

 

[Legend Incredible]

Just like Chelsea was Porto 2.0 or Liverpool Dortmund 2.0 or even City Barca 2.0.

How many Dortmund players has Klopp signed from Dortmund?

 

[Tyton]

Do It Like Jagielka 2.0