The one that elbows people alot. He's an overrated *****.
Roy Keane was hardly an angel, but he was one of the finest midfielders in history. Fellaini, likewise, has a mean streak, but that's not something to be sniffed at when your current midfield is filled with cultured passers and energetic runners but no bite.
Evra didn't have the best of seasons, but to call him **** is ridiculous.
Yet Fellaini had a wonderful one and you call him overrated? Hmm...
Stats! Wonderful. Now, let's have a look at them.
The two Benders are pretty clearly better at defending than the rest, but judging by the fact that their 'was dribbled' count is also higher, we can deduce that their one job is pretty much to defend. Not so Fellaini, who has been deployed behind the striker a couple of times in addition to playing a more mobile, box-to-box role alongside Darron Gibson, not only because of his added threat in attack but also because David Moyes' 4-4-1-1 formation demands it. Compare that with the Benders, who both have the holding role as one of the two deep midfielders in a 4-2-3-1. M'Vila, likewise, plays a deep holding role with little vertical movement. Asamoah, meanwhile, takes Fellaini's role even further: with Asamoah being deployed in a 3-5-1-1 formation for much for the season, his job is extremely energetic, like Mauricio Isla on the other side of the diamond. Giampiero Pinzi is the holder for that formation, meaning that coupled with hard-working wing-backs, Asamoah's job is to support the attackers slightly more than to defend.
If we look at the attacking stats, this backs up my theories even more. Fellaini and Asamoah have relatively standard stats for their roles, with 3 goals apiece and over a shot a game on average. The Benders and M'Vila, however, don't - disregarding the anomaly of Lars' 4 goals as an outlier, which can be explained by Dortmund's dominance in the league and flexible approach to attacking, as evidenced by his high amount of successful dribbles - and their lack of shots evidences that. Interestingly, M'Vila has a relatively high key pass rate, though that can be put down to the lack of quality in Rennes' midfielder forcing him to try ambitious passes, as well as him also being arguably the best long passer of the five.
The final stats back up that previous assertion: M'Vila's easily the most comfortable passer of all of them, being the most technically accomplished. The rest of the stats don't tell us much else, so I'm going to throw in some of mine. In aerials won - important for United, who lack someone big and strong in midfield that can win the ball in the air, the importance of which is explained
here - Fellaini is understandably, given his height, the best. He won 87 out of 117 aerials in the league, an impressive feat, particularly when you compare it to the other four; Asamoah (46/117), L. Bender (35/65), S. Bender (27/54) and M'Vila (42/71).
With all this in mind, we can sit back and consider who would be the best fit for United. What United need is a mobile destroyer, with enough finesse and technique to pass reliably, and yet enough height, aggression and tackling to win the ball often. Think of it as a spectrum. At one end, we have the two Benders and M'Vila. The Benders are very similar - unsurprisingly, given they are twins - and most of the variations between their stats are down to their respective teams and their styles and success. Both of them fulfil the first two parts of what United are looking for, being mobile, aggressive and good at both passing and tackling, but they just don't have the requisite strength in the air. Now this wouldn't be such a problem if they weren't both tied down on long-term contracts at big clubs, in Sven's case particularly so. You're looking at big money for them. M'Vila is similar, a better passer and at least an equally good tackler, but again not particularly good in the air, and not especially mobile. Not to mention, he's being targetted by other clubs too.
That leaves us with Asamoah and Fellaini. Now, Asamoah is exceptionally mobile, and offers another dimension to just a holding midfield role, but that strength is also his weakness. Positionally he is poor, and his decision-making on whether to stay back or go forward has never been his strongest point. Most of all though, he has never really played as a holding midfielder for any extended length of time: he's always had Pinzi and Isla to clean up after him, not to mention the fact that he's the smallest of any of the candidates, and thus has the hardest time in the air.
So that leaves us with Fellaini. A remarkably good all-rounder, Fellaini can play as a holder, a box to box midfielder, behind the striker or even AS a striker. He's mobile, a good passer, can score goals, offers much at set-pieces due to his huge height, can tackle well, and has sorted out his positional issues to become a reliable interceptor. On top of that, he'll be cheaper than the other candidates, is young, comes already acclimatised for English football, and honestly doesn't seem to have any weaknesses apart from his occasionally questionable discipline.
EDIT: **** you guys, I spent all this time writing this wall o'text and you've already said it whilst I was typing.
