^ Just as you mention King Eric, Balotelli tries so hard to be like Cantona, Ibrahimovic, etc. in regards to being an egoistic footballing genius, scoring goals for fun. Only problem is, he doesn't back up his words, and for all the potential he had in his younger Inter days, he's proved to be nothing more than a bang average striker. In actual fact, in recent years, I'd go as far as saying a poor striker; only scored 2 league goals since April 2014? Woeful. Also, he has been nothing but disrespectful towards United, whether it be on Social Media, flashing silly T-shirts after scoring, or picking unnecessary fights with them on the pitch, so even if he happened to be decent (which imo he's not) then he'd have little to no chance of joining, Jose isn't an idiot.
Worst rumour of the century, but I have no doubt in his pathetic little brain he thinks there's a chance Mourinho would sign him. Rashford ****** all over him alone, let alone Martial, Ibra etc.