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Get back in the kitchen! 07/07/2009
Get back in the kitchen! 07/07/2009
Today it was made official, struggling Bradford City have appointed Sky Sports hottie Georgie Thompson as their new manager, the ex-SSN presenter is the first female manager the world has ever seen and will be hoping to get off to a good start when the season begins. She signed a two-year deal worth £1,000 p/w earlier this week which is the highest amount a woman has ever earnt in Bradford, smashing the previous best of £5.00 p/h at the local laundrette.
Here at Foot-Balls; the ultimate lads mag we've all seen Borat, so we know that men have larger brains than women, leading to the question: can a female ever actually achieve anything in their lifetime that could equal a man? Well on the subject of football we thought no, however Ms. Thompson is here to set us straight and she just might do that. With no previous experience in any sport she is still more highly qualified than the worlds worst manager John Barnes, who famously failed to do anything remotely close to managing a club while in charge of Tranmere Rovers earlier this year, Barnes is now chasing the Rwandan job desperately in a hope to not be considered a managing failure, unlucky John.
Very few expect much from Dec's better half but commanding a salary of almost £55,000 per year means she will be the highest paid woman in history, and will be earning more in one season then the total of every female footballer's salary combined. So no pressure darling (; Many see the deal as a publicity stunt to try and bring female support in to the gates however nobody really expects the men to listen to her and they will probably end up doing their own thing.
Foot-Balls; the ultimate lads mag will keep up to date with the goings on surrounding Bradford City, and make sure you get next months issue for a 'Georgie Special!' including interviews, pictures and the latest [transfer] gossip.
@Dave Manlyson
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Here at Foot-Balls; the ultimate lads mag we've all seen Borat, so we know that men have larger brains than women, leading to the question: can a female ever actually achieve anything in their lifetime that could equal a man? Well on the subject of football we thought no, however Ms. Thompson is here to set us straight and she just might do that. With no previous experience in any sport she is still more highly qualified than the worlds worst manager John Barnes, who famously failed to do anything remotely close to managing a club while in charge of Tranmere Rovers earlier this year, Barnes is now chasing the Rwandan job desperately in a hope to not be considered a managing failure, unlucky John.
Very few expect much from Dec's better half but commanding a salary of almost £55,000 per year means she will be the highest paid woman in history, and will be earning more in one season then the total of every female footballer's salary combined. So no pressure darling (; Many see the deal as a publicity stunt to try and bring female support in to the gates however nobody really expects the men to listen to her and they will probably end up doing their own thing.
Foot-Balls; the ultimate lads mag will keep up to date with the goings on surrounding Bradford City, and make sure you get next months issue for a 'Georgie Special!' including interviews, pictures and the latest [transfer] gossip.
@Dave Manlyson
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & FM-base
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