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Sam
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My mother caught me and my gf doing.. babys, when i left the room it was like "that awkward moment when.."
Mate, that's illegal :S
My mother caught me and my gf doing.. babys, when i left the room it was like "that awkward moment when.."
Women love confidence in men! dont be a *****! act like you own the place, they will either love you or hate you! most of the time it will be the first! once you start getting used to it it will come more naturally and step by step you will slowly but surely combine you and this arrogant **** and you wont even know the difference!
also, women like you to acknowledge them but if you play it cool they start thinking "why is he not talking to me" and start bringing down their self asteem, keep on making glances over to them to show you are interested but ignore them! as soon as you make eye contact and can see a smile, make your move! The best thing is just to be yourself! go up and say "Hi I am Neil, how are you today? May I get you a drink?" and start from there! that is the best advice! just be yourself and be normal, dont think about what you are doing, just do it!
aww **** offff xD you nabs understood what i wanted to say! My mom caught me and my *******. is that better?
Raikan, ever thought that the reason so many beautiful women are coming up to you asking you to **** them is because of your Adonis-like good looks and not because you acted like a massive ***** to all of them?
Surprised you haven't asked him for a **** yet.
He turned down beautiful women, what chance do I have? :'(
Maybe he likes Ugly men? Hence the turning down of beautiful women.
Oooof, Ugly with a capital U. Literally.
Although, I have to admit, everytime you pop up on my FB home page, I am nursing a bit of a semi.
Although, I have to admit, everytime you pop up on my FB home page, I am nursing a bit of a semi.
Ditto. Every time you pop up on mine, so do I.
Following the *** on the beach incident (turns out she doesn't like me), my "friends" found a new way to humiliate me. Jamie asked for a look at my new phone, and for some reason i gave it to him, roughly 10 seconds later he was on the phone to my mum saying "hey sexy". Then i got my phone confiscated by the vice-principal, ************ Jones. She then got a phone call from my mum asking why i called her sexy. So then i had to talk to my vice-principal about why my mother thinks i think shes sexy