alyndavies
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Dont dream to much lads she probably wants to marry a premier league footballer :'(.
It's not a joke!It can happen irl. Don't forget that a club with a woman chairman plays in Champions League! (Roma, Rosella Sensi)Lulz, women can't be chairmen. Obviously this is a joke!
I love how we view her as like Megan Fox when really she isn't that fit
There are a few female fitness coaches.
From these pics its a stright toss (excuse choice of word) up between Becky Nutt, and Chantelle Thomas in my opinion.
player: Becky I have a groin strain! Massage plox? :wub:
Becky: Oh god not again! Join the queue dear...
player: omfg the whole first, reserve and youth teams, the manager, the coaches, youth coaches, goal keeping coaches, security staff, corporate sponsors, the groundsman and the club tea boy are here :O
Becky: yes strange isn't it, i wonder whats causing it
"the room": (sniggers)
player: ffs i dont wanna go last you'll be covered by the time you get to me!
Becky: covered in what?
"the room": (more sniggers)
"the following morning": the guardian newspaper is sad to announce a former employee is suing her football club for sexual harassment... she stands to make £5 million if shes successful as she says she was harrased for groin strain massages from the entire team :O In other news all 25 first team players are being divorced by their wives due to not being able to perform in the bedroom, all wives stand to take 50% of their husbands wealth and 20% of all future earnings!
Im clued up here lads, Becky Nutt is a plant :O
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To add another late bump... Eva Carneiro is hotter than Becky Nutt... just sayin'...
eva craneiro! =0
the women on the chelsea bench...