There are a few women in FM;
Physios, directors, chairpeople etc. Not any coaches or managers as far as i am aware.
There are a few female fitness coaches.
From these pics its a stright toss (excuse choice of word) up between Becky Nutt, and Chantelle Thomas in my opinion.
player: Becky I have a groin strain! Massage plox? :wub:
Becky: Oh god not again! Join the queue dear...
player: omfg the whole first, reserve and youth teams, the manager, the coaches, youth coaches, goal keeping coaches, security staff, corporate sponsors, the groundsman and the club tea boy are here :O
Becky: yes strange isn't it, i wonder whats causing it
"the room": (sniggers)
player: ffs i dont wanna go last you'll be covered by the time you get to me!
Becky: covered in what?
"the room": (more sniggers)
"the following morning": the guardian newspaper is sad to announce a former employee is suing her football club for sexual harassment... she stands to make £5 million if shes successful as she says she was harrased for groin strain massages from the entire team :O In other news all 25 first team players are being divorced by their wives due to not being able to perform in the bedroom, all wives stand to take 50% of their husbands wealth and 20% of all future earnings!
Im clued up here lads, Becky Nutt is a plant :O
