Write your own song thread!

[Lizard_Growl]

My name is billy,
i am rather silly
i think im funny,
but in reailty...
im just a *****!

 

[JP Woody]

Is this a write your own song thread? or a make up an immature *** themed school yard poem?

 

[DickyAnder]

Well, she sang to me. Does that count?

"Billy, oh Billy,
You have such a huge *****.
Put it in my mouth,
Then move further south,
And pump until you fill up my belly."

Repeat.

Ok that song was alright
But all these others have been *****
But Il tell you what I said
To missus Redrup
My favourite ex-Barca player
is Michael Luadrup
So she said honey
Dont try and be funny
And please use your man meat
That in my ***** would be oh so sweet

 

[Mr.T]

Sitting here on base
Seeing some weak rhyming
Don't why am here
Instead of revising
Bars are flowing
Straight from my dome
To the Grey of this webpage
On my computer zone
Zone no i meant
Computer screen
My heads messed up
Like beef that is lean
Now im just babbling
On about rubbish
So ill end it right here
Coz im tired of this s***

 

[DickyAnder]

Is this a write your own song thread? or a make up an immature *** themed school yard poem?

I hate to be doing your job Adolf, but keep this on topic, the title is "Write your own song", not dis it.

 

[The Shots]

Hey guys, been playing some FM10 and was introduced to this site by my cousin. I was sitting in my maths exam today (snooze...) and I thought, I would love to write a song! And so i came up with this.

I went to Egypt
It wasnt free I had to tip
So I went down to the Nile
With Adrian Chiles
I wouldn't jump in
So he called me a weiner
Then I saw Victor Obinna
Coz Im a woman
And I'm a believer
I'l never leave her

Feedback is appreciated and BTW Gestapo, aka Mods, I have searched around and no-one has made another thread on this..so just back off. More verses are appreciated!!!

Just to say I think this is the best song of all time. maybe I can produce a song for you! Hit me up at www.youtube.com/jscbeats



EDIT: NOT learn to do something before you
try and make a thread
just go to your bed
like the child you are
who cant afford a **** star (yes you Billy Redrup)

 

[Mike]

I'd like to see you do better son.

DickyAnder.
****.

Voila.

 

[Billy]

My name is billy,
i am rather silly
i think im funny,
but in reailty...
im just a *****!

Classic. (H)

Ok that song was alright
But all these others have been *****
But Il tell you what I said
To missus Redrup
My favourite ex-Barca player
is Michael Luadrup
So she said honey
Dont try and be funny
And please use your man meat
That in my ***** would be oh so sweet

Not bad my friend, not bad. ^^)

 

[bcfc]

You're a little *****,
please go and leave this site.

 

[DickyAnder]

Steve Mclaren won the Eredivise for FC Twenty
So Wenger got jealous 'cos he's not got plenty
of trophys, to fill the cabinet
So he saw his wrist and started Stabbin' it
He now self harms and is depressed
And he has recently expressed
A desire to rejoin Grampus eight
That would be a good choice because without Fabregas Arsenal aren't great!

 

[TheMjt]

This thread sucks
Just like your Mum *****
She doesn't know what to do
So she tries to do a poo.

Sorry

 

[Cam!]

Life these days is hard on the streets
you don't know when you're gunna get touched by the f***ing police
My click is too central on me
stay as one on the streets
Everyday ill click one and never break away
you don't know if you're gunna jumped in the south parts of town
All I can say is my life is music now
I look at the wastemans these days
Thinking they are hard with their fake MC names
Think they can get fortune and fame
They don't know the meaning of street life
Bunch of gays with their plastic knifes
I've been through alot of things in life
And lifes been hard from the start
And lifes so hard I never knew it would be a f**k up from the start
Yeah and in the morning when I wake up
And get my eyes open
I think to myself, who am I going to 'murk' today
You're a pikey blaad you live in pile of hay
It comes to noon
Think you're hard think you're cool
Blaad you are a stupid fool
And then it comes to evening and you won't be breathing
I get my Nike jacket on then I'll be leaving
Comes to night and your mum will be at a fright
When she hears the news tonight coz you've been in a fight
And you think you know the meaning of street life
COme to my end zone and I'll end your life with a knife

 

[Nixon]

Hey guys, been playing some FM10 and was introduced to this site by my cousin. I was sitting in my maths exam today (snooze...) and I thought, I would love to write a song! And so i came up with this.

I went to Egypt
It wasnt free I had to tip
So I went down to the Nile
With Adrian Chiles
I wouldn't jump in
So he called me a weiner
Then I saw Victor Obinna
Coz Im a woman
And I'm a believer
I'l never leave her

Feedback is appreciated and BTW Gestapo, aka Mods, I have searched around and no-one has made another thread on this..so just back off. More verses are appreciated!!!

Unfortunately I don't feel songs with lyrics which contain the unusual combination of 'Adrian Chiles' and 'Victor Obinna' are destined for stardom...

 

[KevyMatts]

Steve Mclaren won the Eredivise for FC Twenty
So Wenger got jealous 'cos he's not got plenty
of trophys, to fill the cabinet
So he saw his wrist and started Stabbin' it
He now self harms and is depressed
And he has recently expressed
A desire to rejoin Grampus eight
That would be a good choice because without Fabregas Arsenal aren't great!

You my son are absolute ****, that doesn't eve rhyme or make sense oO)

 

[Mike]

Steve Mclaren won the Eredivise for FC Twenty
So Wenger got jealous 'cos he's not got plenty
of trophys, to fill the cabinet
So he saw his wrist and started Stabbin' it
He now self harms and is depressed
And he has recently expressed
A desire to rejoin Grampus eight
That would be a good choice because without Fabregas Arsenal aren't great!

Hmm..

1997-98 - League and FA Cup Double.
2001-02 - League and FA Cup Double.
2002-03 - FA Cup.
2003-04 - League (unbeaten).
2004-05 - FA Cup.

If you're going to make an 'insulting' song (which hardly was), please get your facts right before posting.

 

[bcfc]

Life these days is hard on the streets
you don't know when you're gunna get touched by the f***ing police
My click is too central on me
stay as one on the streets
Everyday ill click one and never break away
you don't know if you're gunna jumped in the south parts of town
All I can say is my life is music now
I look at the wastemans these days
Thinking they are hard with their fake MC names
Think they can get fortune and fame
They don't know the meaning of street life
Bunch of gays with their plastic knifes
I've been through alot of things in life
And lifes been hard from the start
And lifes so hard I never knew it would be a f**k up from the start
Yeah and in the morning when I wake up
And get my eyes open
I think to myself, who am I going to 'murk' today
You're a pikey blaad you live in pile of hay
It comes to noon
Think you're hard think you're cool
Blaad you are a stupid fool
And then it comes to evening and you won't be breathing
I get my Nike jacket on then I'll be leaving
Comes to night and your mum will be at a fright
When she hears the news tonight coz you've been in a fight
And you think you know the meaning of street life
COme to my end zone and I'll end your life with a knife

Copy and paste, much.

 

[DickyAnder]

You're a little *****,
please go and leave this site.

Little *****? Im 6ft 8
Now can you stop with all this hate
And talking about ***** you live in Brum
What a **** town, Ive now got a sore tum

 

[Mike]

DickyAnder -
Are you a panda?

Well you will look like one when I punch you in the ******* eye!

Happy?

 

[DickyAnder]

You my son are absolute ****, that doesn't eve rhyme or make sense oO)

1. Everyhting rhymed in that one
2. How does it not make sense, unless your a dunce and didn't know Wenger used to manage Grampus Eight

 

[Cam!]

Copy and paste, much.

No a kid trying to MC from my school has a music video I wrote down the lyrics.

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