Write your own song thread!

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Whichever comes first, for better or worse
you trying to hate just face your faith,
and cut the **** before I snap
and make you bleed, I hope this is agreed
and that you can lip-read
because my rhymes so fast
they'll make you downcast
I hope you dig it, man your outclassed
your time has passed,
so dissapear and I dont wanna hear,
I know youre filled with fear
but I am deadpan, because this is serious
and even if I'm gorgeous my rage is heinous
so just shut up, your not a grownup
your'e a scollop, but only with makeup
you'll get ****** up, no turnup
so you **** kid, you can't forbid
so when I did, your mum got covered with quid
and now I am done, you f*cking ***


 
stigen said:
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
you trying to hate just face your faith,
and cut the **** before I snap
and make you bleed, I hope this is agreed
and that you can lip-read
because my rhymes so fast
they'll make you downcast
I hope you dig it, man your outclassed
your time has passed,
so dissapear and I dont wanna hear,
I know youre filled with fear
but I am deadpan, because this is serious
and even if I'm gorgeous my rage is heinous
so just shut up, your not a grownup
your'e a scollop, but only with makeup
you'll get ****** up, no turnup
so you **** kid, you can't forbid
so when I did, your mum got covered with quid
and now I am done, you f*cking ***
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Has nowt to do, with any of this
Couldnt we all just kiss-
and make up, coz this hate is taking over
lets keep it short and simple
Brb, gunna gte a pin, I gotta burst this pimple.

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Chris said:
If I could post a 'fail' picture I would,
But Jake wouldn't like it if I should,
Frankly I think your poems are dull,
And could be compared to a game against Hull.
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Il have your know my poems have the power
to grip and encaptulate, like a flower-
in bloom, you cant call them dull
and whats wrong with Hull
The Tigers are great, although they are led
by Ian Dowie, who looks like a thlid
no actually not thlid, more like sloth from the goonies
although not as weird looking as Wayne Rooney.
 
he speaks from the heart,
he speaks from the soul,
please don't judge,
he is hardly a troll,
let's all get along
and share our **** raps,
i hope i get a like if nobody claps :/
 
DickyAnder said:
Has nowt to do, with any of this
Couldnt we all just kiss-
and make up, coz this hate is taking over
lets keep it short and simple
Brb, gunna gte a pin, I gotta burst this pimple.
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What the **** are you whinning,
"write your own song thread!"
thats what you said
and now that I do,
you just cry,
thought about burning alive?
yo
 
West Ham'95,

You're such a killjoy,
we enjoy, these rhymes at this strange boy,
he may not back down, may be an idiot,
But your rhymes should be burnt, like a fire-chariot.

(Yeah, the last line didn't rhyme well. :()
 
westham1995 said:
he speaks from the heart,
he speaks from the soul,
please don't judge,
he is hardly a troll,
let's all get along
and share our **** raps,
i hope i get a like if nobody claps :/
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A man who speaks well
A happy hammer
at least he doesn't rhyme with a s-s-stammer
All you know I own in rhyming
And in 5 years, I'll soon be climbing
Up the charts to number 1- and Il rember this thread
Its where I honed my skills, and beat many of you down
But there is a few of you like the West ham dude, who aren't pure clowns

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bcfc said:
West Ham'95,

You're such a killjoy,
we enjoy, these rhymes at this strange boy,
he may not back down, may be an idiot,
But your rhymes should be burnt, like a fire-chariot.

(Yeah, the last line didn't rhyme well. :()
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Leave the lad alone, your no better
'Cos your more clueless than Sepp Blatter
You call me an idiot, maybe think Im dumb
But my lyrical hy jinx, is second to none
 
Okay

I'll cut you a rhyme,
I'll drop you a beat,
Don't pity this thread, it stands on two feet
making a thread is hardly a crime
i just replaced wiley as king of grime
(H)
 
stigen said:
What the **** are you whinning,
"write your own song thread!"
thats what you said
and now that I do,
you just cry,
thought about burning alive?
yo
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Sorry mate, your rhymes were sick
I just thought they were a bit off topic
They just didnt take my particular taste
Although you maybe worthy of the rap kings, second place

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westham1995 said:
Okay

I'll cut you a rhyme,
I'll drop you a beat,
Don't pity this thread, it stands on two feet
making a thread is hardly a crime
i just replaced wiley as king of grime
(H)
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Actaully guys, this guys second place
He's destroying the Birmingham guy, makes him look a disgrace
you can take the mick, you can call him a clown
Any more lip and your going down
 
There's only a few who are bothering with this
If I say so myself, it's taking the ****!
So stop all this nonsense, mukka
Cos all you need is Riverside, Motherfuckaaah!
 
DickyAnder said:
Actaully guys, this guys second place
He's destroying the Birmingham guy, makes him look a disgrace
you can take the mick, you can call him a clown
Any more lip and your going down
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Six foot eight? your having a laugh,
you might 'av well as said your a ******* Giraffe.
You might think this is fly, maybe cool,
might pull the ladies, more likely a mule.
You think your hard, acting like fifty cent,
but everyone here just thinks you are bent.
We get people like you, come on every day,
I wish there was, another way,
unfortunatley, we have to reply with a song,
because we get infracted, for posting a pic of a dong.

Meh
 
I like toast
And putting it through the post
But the mailman, has issues
Because he has no missus'
But then, when he ******
His ma' disses

White mans rap there ^_^
 
Mike said:
There's only a few who are bothering with this
If I say so myself, it's taking the ****!
So stop all this nonsense, mukka
Cos all you need is Riverside, Motherfuckaaah!
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The songs bollocks, he doesnt know the real reason of Riveside
Thats a nice little stadium, in the North East in Teeside
Bring on the next opponent, I destroy every rap battle
And this dudes mum, resembles cattle
 
this is song is about a fat paedophile who lives close to me
the tune is evil scotsman
If you're looking for a raping, you're in the right place.
Don't look at me like that or i'll sit on your face.
I'm a big kiddie fiddler, and i like it that way.
And just because i touch wee boys, don't think im ******' gay.
'Cause i'm a child snatcher, and Tommy is my name.
I'm a pedophile from Barrhead and touching kids is my game.

Now if you're a parent, have kids big or small.
I'll take all their kit off, and film them in my hall.
I'll take their legs and spread them wide.
And then ill put a wet suit on, if can fit inside.
'Cause im a child snatcher, and my name is tom.
And the kids are all gagging for a portion of my ten inch dong.

Yes, im an evil pedo, and my name is Tom.
I've got one kid in my bedroom and i'm playing with his four inch dong.

I don't care where you come from, Italy or France
I took Maddy, and i'm in her pants.
If you are beautiful, you won't have to die.
But if you are ugly, you can kiss your mum goodbye.
I'm a kiddie fiddler, and my name is Tom.
If you like your candy, i am the man to see.

Yes, i'm a kiddie fiddler, and my name is Tom.
And i'm gagging for a portion of a four year-old's tiny dong.

Oh yeah!

******!

plz dont take to serious :P

Wankers!

*** ends!

Thank you!
 
DickyAnder said:
The songs bollocks, he doesnt know the real reason of Riveside
Thats a nice little stadium, in the North East in Teeside
Bring on the next opponent, I destroy every rap battle
And this dudes mum, resembles cattle
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**** all this rapping
I am going to say it
You have destroyed no-one
Your ***** at this thing
Now leave and never come back.
 
If you rap
While you ****
Or poo
You really need something else to do
Sign up to Base
In a haist
But don't be a waste
Copy and paste
And always stay awake.

I know a fail.
 
Ok, This isn't my area of expertise,
I don't wish to rap with the Chav's and so called 'G's'
So therefore I'm stopping here,
before my rhymes become even moreso, queer.
 
Dunc said:
Six foot eight? your having a laugh,
you might 'av well as said your a ******* Giraffe.
You might think this is fly, maybe cool,
might pull the ladies, more likely a mule.
You think your hard, acting like fifty cent,
but everyone here just thinks you are bent.
We get people like you, come on every day,
I wish there was, another way,
unfortunatley, we have to reply with a song,
because we get infracted, for posting a pic of a dong.

Meh
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Is that all you got you Geordie *******
You know I'l destroy you, becuase I'm keane as Mustard
And if I sound like 50 cent
Thats not what I meant
I just express myself in rhyme form
And my rhymes whip you up like a storm
And you domt get peeps like me
Coz I'm a one of a kind a maverick
And my rhymes burn like acid, sulfuric
another opponent, please your getting boring
if you continue, You'll see me snoring.
 
I'm actually the don,
the heir to tupac,
ive surpassed his rhymes
and im not even black.
 
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