Write your own song thread!

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DickyAnder said:
The songs bollocks, he doesnt know the real reason of Riveside
Thats a nice little stadium, in the North East in Teeside
Bring on the next opponent, I destroy every rap battle
And this dudes mum, resembles cattle
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I was just doing my thing
but you hit me with a big swing,
you thought I fall like them all,
but here I stand, not giving a helping hand,
but shaking and breaking, cuz your just faking,
you think you can rhyme, all I hear is whine
your just shady, a little cry baby
you should quit, not just maybe,
and I see you are afraid,
you need some aid,
because everybody hoorayed
hearing me,
but when you openned your mouth
they just hooted,
before you boasted your rhymes
but you got a kick in the teeth
and fell of your feet,
me standing tall, with you not in sense at all
now I say bye, you magpie
maybe I'll see you later, you cheap baiter
 
Go on bring it this way if you wanna'
Take on your whole team just like Maradonna
One man army you don't alarm me,
I'm a tank, so no-one gets past me!
 
Mate, cut the ******* ****
for these ****** rhymes you deserve a slap
now i know i'm not the best
but i aint no ******' pest
just cos' your **** at rhyming don't mean you need to act like a clown
and if you don't shut the **** up i'mma smash you to the ******' ground.

some people try impressing to hard
like yourself acting like a full blown tard.
you might think your the best around here
but tbh hopefully you ******' disappear.

now i'm done with this ****** beat
now kiss my ******' feet.

****.
 
West Ham; Please tell me you didn't just call yourself 'The Don'?!

Tbh, this is getting, gayer and gayer.
 
I'm Slim Shady, i'm the real shady, all you other slim shadies are just immitating, so won't the real slim shady, please stand up? Please stand up?
 
Look, you can call me a younger,
I'm an mc with a belly full of hunger,
I'm from the UK scene down under,
underground come down you don't wanna,
I'm a UB soulja, roll with the older,
coming up fast better check both shouldersss,
I rep C O A till the end,
freezing the scene with the bars that are frozen
believe that im golden, mic that im holding,
got a tight grip im always controlling,
fam, you aint known in the bits,
you little fake *****, your ***** ill be bone-ing,
flow so cold im so in the zone-ing,
uk grime scene thats what I roll in,
im the champ, i swing blows your rep,
don't break sweat on the mic no joke-in
 
I thought it was fun,
but people are crying,
it's only a thread,
i'm not even lying.
 
stigen said:
I was just doing my thing
but you hit me with a big swing,
you thought I fall like them all,
but here I stand, not giving a helping hand,
but shaking and breaking, cuz your just faking,
you think you can rhyme, all I hear is whine
your just shady, a little cry baby
you should quit, not just maybe,
and I see you are afraid,
you need some aid,
because everybody hoorayed
hearing me,
but when you openned your mouth
they just hooted,
before you boasted your rhymes
but you got a kick in the teeth
and fell of your feet,
me standing tall, with you not in sense at all
now I say bye, you magpie
maybe I'll see you later, you cheap baiter
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I was bigging you up earlier mate
But now you dis, you'll face a cruel fate
I dont know what your trying, you support the second best team in Rome
And if its survival of the fittest, Il carry on and leave you alone
 
DickyAnder said:
Is that all you got you Geordie *******
You know I'l destroy you, becuase I'm keane as Mustard
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DickyAnder said:
And you domt get peeps like me
Coz I'm a one of a kind a maverick
And my rhymes burn like acid, sulfuric
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How do these two rhyme?
Seems you waisted your time.
Fed up of this thread,
you seem ****** in the head,
Thinking that you won,
I better who you one,
if you think I've even started,
you must be retarded.
You come over on here,
Acting like a queer,
Singing about the chicks,
and how they don't touch your ****.
You need to be a man,
Cut the spam,
You trying acting bigger,
by pretending to be a wigger,
I can see you now,
as white as a cow,
locked away in your room,
being bummed by a broom,
you need to get some friends,
before your life ends.
And that could be over quick,
if you keep acting like a *****,
Your probably twenty two,
watching doctor who,
In need of some fun,
even if its up the ***,
We know what your like,
your mums a ****,
We rode her like a bike,
She ended up with my **** in her face, as if it was a Mic.
You need to man up, and get out side,
because we have taken you, for a ride.
No one gives a ****, about how you rap,
apart from the fact, we all think your ****,
we do this for a laugh, just to wind you up,
Did I forget to say, your ma's a rhinoceros!
 
You think you're big boys,
your rhymes are just ****,
you insult the don; please shut your trap
i rap from the heart
and the mind and the soul,
I'm like Leo Messi, I just scored a goal...
 
Dunc said:
How do these two rhyme?
Seems you waisted your time.
Fed up of this thread,
you seem ****** in the head,
Thinking that you won,
I better who you one,
if you think I've even started,
you must be retarded.
You come over on here,
Acting like a queer,
Singing about the chicks,
and how they don't touch your ****.
You need to be a man,
Cut the spam,
You trying acting bigger,
by pretending to be a wigger,
I can see you now,
as white as a cow,
locked away in your room,
being bummed by a broom,
you need to get some friends,
before your life ends.
And that could be over quick,
if you keep acting like a *****,
Your probably twenty two,
watching doctor who,
In need of some fun,
even if its up the ***,
We know what your like,
your mums a ****,
We rode her like a bike,
She ended up with my **** in her face, as if it was a Mic.
You need to man up, and get out side,
because we have taken you, for a ride.
No one gives a ****, about how you rap,
apart from the fact, we all think your ****,
we do this for a laugh, just to wind you up,
Did I forget to say, your ma's a rhinoceros!
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Ah, god i love Geordies
 
westham1995 said:
You think you're big boys,
your rhymes are just ****,
you insult the don; please shut your trap
i rap from the heart
and the mind and the soul,
I'm like Leo Messi, I just scored a goal...
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Just give up.
 
DickyAnder is sick,
please leave him to rhyme,
is expressing his thoughts
such a big crime?
i cant operate on a site with thugs
so let us all rap you fat northern mugs!
 
The Don XDXDXD

Sorry, but this guys a joke.
 
This is a contender for the worst thread of all time.
 
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