Elimination Chamber Predictions & Rants
I might aswell do some predictions too, and add in my rants about WWE Creative!
Beth Pheonix vs Tamina Snuka - First off all, I get that Tamina has a ****** and all, but how does she qualify as a Diva? Her face makes me want to cry! Oh, and the fact that I hate it when superstars try to live of their family members fame, it has never worked and never will! Rocky Maivia? FAIL. Ted DiBiase JR? FAIL. Hart Foundation 2.0? Fail. You getting my drift? Call her Tamina and let her be her own person. This match won't get more than 5 mins, as FramedAdam said, but then again, they invest zilch in the Divas, and honestly it is a toilet break. When I went to a live show, the arena was empty when the Divas came out, people just went to buy snacks or go for a ****. Oh, and what was up with Beth & Tamina smiling at eachother on Smackdown, but then next week their mortal enemies? It's the little things that count, and that just made me think, what the ****? To be fair with this match, we could actually get some decent Divas action, but theres nothing in this match to make me interested. No build, no nothing.
Winner: Beth Pheonix
John Cena v Kane: Let they're even gonna let Cena job to anyone ... the outcome is so obvious in this match, typing it seems like a waste of time. Somehow Cena will come out on top, cleanly, and then they'll play out with the Zack Ryder thing, and for the love of God, if Cena does not deck Ryder and go heel, I will punch something (okay I wont, but you get my drift.) Whats the whole point of this feud really, considering Kane had no reason to attack Cena rather than Henry, if he doesn't go heel after? Oh, and its not like there will be much support for Cena in Miami, considering 'Finally ... The Rock has gone back ... home' ... chances are he wont go heel, because of merch sales, but Cena is getting booed like **** in arenas now, and his **** is still selling out, so I don't see that being much of a problem, plus if the kiddies don't like Cena anymore, they'll probably just ask their mums for a Zack Ryder, or CM Punk t-shirt.
Winner: John Cena
Smackdown Elimination Chamber: See the things is here is that they'll booked themselves in a bit of a trap. Henry has come out of this big feud for the title, and Show & Brian hate each other and are fighting for the strap, yet they've still got to do something with Barrett vs Orton, and Show can't be in the main event of WM because he's gonna be in a program with Shaquille O'Neall, but then what happens to Henry vs Bryan vs Show. They've really got no logical way of getting out of it. It would be much simpler if Shaq wasn't in the way, but its on all the dirt sheets thats he's pretty much a dead cert here. The only way to do really would be have Barrett win (so he can be inserted in the feud, because WWE Officials don't really see DB being able to draw as a WM main eventer on his own), have Sheamus go for the WHC, and DB, rematch clause an all. But where does that leave Henry & Orton? Henry's injury which led to DB, cashing in at TLC, has caused a huge mess on the booking now, because its really a fuzzy picture no in the Smackdown main event scene, hopefully at EC & SD, it will become more clearer and they'll do something smart with all of this. Oh and don't count on Santino being in the match. It will be like Edge a few years back, either Randy Orton, or Henry will beatdown Santino and they'll take his place. Although I'd wish It would be Christian, which could actually make for a really interesting WM main even for smackdown, heck, they could even have a Six Pack Challenge.
Winner: Uncertain, but either Barrett or DB.
Raw Elimination Chamber: At least with Raw they haven't booked a complete mess. Jericho will comeout with the win. And it will be Best in the World vs Best in the World at what I do. This can easily be a great feud, two guys who are great on the mic and huge draws, although they need to do something with Jericho that will turn him full heel, because currently he's getting a mixed reaction, although that could be due to smarks who are cheering him, well because he's Chris Jericho.
Winner: Chris Jericho
Oh and we'll probably see the Uso's and Primo & Epico filler match.