Your Favourite Football Chants

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dmf180593 said:
We paid for your hats, we paid for your hats,
What a waste of council tax,
we paid for your hats!

Sung by fans at Police who were patrolling the game.
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:D

That's an FC United song, isn't it? Although you've left out the 'two hats' ending ;)
 
Dunno why but my team, Northampton always sing this when we go away...

Saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse,
And as he was saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse.
 
You can stick your Sol Campbell up your ****,
You can stick your Sol Campbell up your ****,
You can stick your Sol Campbell,
You can stick your Sol Campbell,
Stick your Sol Campbell up your **** singing we’ve got Ledley at the back
Singing we’ve got Ledley at the back,
Singing we’ve got Ledley,
We’ve got Ledley,
We’ve got Ledley at the back.
 
not really a song

but last week when i was over watching the notts forrest vs mboro game

some chap came on called mousi and anytime he got the ball the whole stadium shouted moussssssssssssssss XD
 
dmf180593 said:
Vieira, woah,
Vieira, Woah,
He comes from Senegal, His mums a cannibal,
Vieira woah,
Vieira woah!
QUOTE]

or another version of it

Vieira, Woah
Vieira, Woah
HE comes from senegal, He wants to leave the scum
Cause campballs after his ***
Veira Woah!




Whos that Boy, playing on the right
making beckham look like *****
Ronaldo Woah,
Ronaldo Woah.


and a classic for every home teams.

Shall we sing you a song
Shall we sing you a song
Shall we sing you a song
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Apparently when Graham Rix was released from prison for that *** offence, didn't some fans used to sing

If you tolerate RIX then your children will be next! hahah

my favourite chant is
(sang at Kris Commons of D*rby)
Ohhh Commons is a judas, he said he was a red
but then he said he'd rather be a sheepshagger instead!
He wobbles down the left wing, he wobbles down the right
He'll never play for us again cos he is f***ing *****!
 
commons is english lol, and hes a top player, brighton fans shout that at mark lawrenson whenever match of the day comes on, we shouted that at bobby zamora aswell, he said he would sign for us permanently from bristol rovers, he went somewhere else instead
 
j-gibbard said:
Apparently when Graham Rix was released from prison for that *** offence, didn't some fans used to sing

If you tolerate RIX then your children will be next! hahah

my favourite chant is
(sang at Kris Commons of D*rby)
Ohhh Commons is a judas, he said he was a red
but then he said he'd rather be a sheepshagger instead!
He wobbles down the left wing, he wobbles down the right
He'll never play for us again cos he is f***ing *****!
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Ha
, that derby one is ******* quality

Nakumara ate ma dug
Nakamura ate ma dug
Nakamura ate ma dg

Sung by rangers fans to shunsuke nakumara of celtic
and
he dives to the left
he dives to the right
but allan mcregor shags 10 birds a night!:P
 
Newcastle vs Sunderland, Sunderland are about to get relegated and start Newcastle fans start singing: 'Going Down Going Down Going Down', then the Sunderland fans reply: 'So are we So are we So are we' :D

Or
Mo Mo Super Mo
Mo Mo Super Mo
Mo Mo Super Mo
Super Mo Camara :D:D:D:D:D
 
I like the captain beef heart song:

When I was young and lazy, as lazy as could be, I said goodbye to the mother in law and off I went to sea,
I sailed with captain beefheart and captain beef hearts men,
and off I went down castle street in a black maria van
Oh castle streeeet I have forsaken, for its the whisky and rum that i have taken, for its the whisky and rum that i have taken, goooodbye to castle street,
Edgeleeeey, Edgeleyyy we're the famous stockport county and we come from edgeley!

Or:

The Football League, THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Is Upside Down, IS UPSIDE DOWN
Oh the football league is upside downn,
we're goin up with the Tranmere, And the Leeds are goin downnnn...

When we Beat City,,

Blue Mooooon, You started singin too soon,
You that you were winningg, Then stepped up Tony Dinning!! :P

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Zebedee said:
:D

That's an FC United song, isn't it? Although you've left out the 'two hats' ending ;)
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No :L All teams sing that when the cops come :L
 
Poppa_ChesterCityFC said:
I suppose it beats the normal boring chants of Arsenal which go along the lines of..
Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal... until everyone is bored or
We've got Cesc Fabregas, we've got Cesc Fabregas... (or any other remotely good player in the Arsenal squad substitued into the lyric)
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Yep. They dont even sing any songs though do they????? Cr*p support.

"Just like a library" or back in the day, Highbury Library.
 
THFC4LIFE said:
Yep. They dont even sing any songs though do they????? Cr*p support.

"Just like a library" or back in the day, Highbury Library.
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You won the league, in black and white... ;)
 
There's only one Arsen Wenger
One Arsen Wenger
With a packet of sweets
and a cheeky smile
Wenger if f*****g pedophile
 
dmf180593 said:
Who's that **** from Argentina,
Who's that money-grabbing *****,
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he won't be winning trophies anymoree!

Vieira, woah,
Vieira, Woah,
He comes from Senegal, His mums a cannibal,
Vieira woah,
Vieira woah!

Chim-Chimminey, chim-chimminey chim chim churoo
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!
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That's class LOL XD
 
THFC4LIFE said:
There's only one Arsen Wenger
One Arsen Wenger
With a packet of sweets
and a cheeky smile
Wenger if f*****g pedophile
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Hmm.. original.

Redrup said:
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said:
**** OFF!
Who's that team we call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in red and white and we're ******* dynamite
And Harry Redknapp's Mother is a *****!
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Theres a Few ;) ...

Directed at Gateshead -
Ya' Just A Town Full On Inbred's !
Micky Tait's Green'n'White Army WE HATE GATESHEAD
(formerly) Harry Dunn's Green'n'White Army WE HATE GATESHEAD

Any SheepShaggin/Poor **** that faces us -
I Can't Read & I Can't Write But I Can Drive A TRACTOR!
SHEEP,SHEEP, SHEEP SHAGERS
SPPPPPPPPAAAARTTTANNNNSSSS
We Are NORTHUMBRIA
Let's all have a DISCO, na na na na
Robbie Robbie Robbie RobbieDIHNIO !
(Adam Bartlet) Englands, Number 1 !, Englands,Englands Number 1 !
YA GANNA DIE IN BLYTH !
 
When Harry Redknapp went to Southampton and we played them at home, along with our former assistant manager Jim Smith..

"Harry's a ****, and so is Jim." :D
 
To Gary O'Connor after newspaper rumours:
"O'Connor woooaaaaaoooo, O'Connor woooaaaaoooo
He shagged a prostitute, and now he's substitute"

To Muamba when he became a cult favourite at St Andrews, he later politely asked the fans to stop singing it LOL!
"Muamba woooaaaaaoooo, Muamba woooaaaaoooo
He was a refugee but now he's qualityyy"

To any away fans or specifically to the villa. Came about obviously with the foot and mouth outbreak a few years back
"You'll get it, you'll get foot and mouth!
You'll get it, you'll get foot and mouth!
Just like the scum, in the Holte End,
You'll get foot and mouth!
YOU'LL GET IT!"

And a very recent favourite of mine to one of our colossus centre backs!

"Its Scott Dann, Scott Dann
Always beleive in Scott Dannn
Hes got the power to know
He's indestructible
Always beleiveeee innn
He's Scott Dann"
 
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