Your Favourite Football Chants

Van Per-Sie, When a Girl Says No - Molest Her
 
Caaaaaaaaarefree, wherever you may be.
Chelsea ain't got no history.
Lampard's fat
And the rest are queers
And you didnt win the league for 50 years.
 
Here is a good one for the ref.

Where's ya farther
Where's ya Farther,
Where's ya Farther Referee,
You havnt got one
your a B****rd
Your a B****rd Refferee :D
 
To Everton:

Tell yer ma, yer ma
To wipe away all your tears
No trophies for fifteen years
Tell yer ma, yer ma.

To Shearer when he was in charge of Newcastle and we stuffed them at Anfield:

You should have stayed on the telly,
Stayed on the telly,
Stayed on the teeeeeeelly

To 'Arry Redknapp this season when we turned Spurs over:

Yer getting taxed in the morning,
Taxed in the morning,
Taxed in the moooooorning.

Torres sing is absolutely brilliant to sing - especially the build-up ("We're going to bounce in a minute").

'Shankly' sang to the tune of Amazing Grace is spine tingling when done properly. Just 'Shankly' over and over and over again.
 
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put Uniiiited on the top,
Put the Tottenham in the middle
And then burn the ******* lot.
 
Mike said:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put Uniiiited on the top,
Put the Tottenham in the middle
And then burn the ******* lot.
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I'm sure I once read that Manchester United players were filmed singing this in a pub somewhere just before they were going to play Man City, but they replaced Tottenham with Man City.
They zoomed in on Neville and he was loving it. They also did some sort of song about Liverpool that caused a massive stir..
Am I mistaken? :S
 
dmf180593 said:
I'm sure I once read that Manchester United players were filmed singing this in a pub somewhere just before they were going to play Man City, but they replaced Tottenham with Man City.
They zoomed in on Neville and he was loving it. They also did some sort of song about Liverpool that caused a massive stir..
Am I mistaken? :S
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Dunno, I heard it a while back :S works with any team, and it's equally as good with any team. ^^)
 
Tottenham fans singing to Arsenal at the Emirates (I was there):

4-2, and you ****** it up
4-2, and you ****** it up
4-2 and you ****** it uuuuup,
4-2 and you ****** it up!
YIDO, YIDO, YIDO!

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He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labrador
Y-P Lee, Y-P Lee,
Attack, Defend, He'll eat a man's best friend,
Y-P Lee, Y-P Lee!
 
dmf180593 said:
Who's that **** from Argentina,
Who's that money-grabbing *****,
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he won't be winning trophies anymoree!

Vieira, woah,
Vieira, Woah,
He comes from Senegal, His mums a cannibal,
Vieira woah,
Vieira woah!

Chim-Chimminey, chim-chimminey chim chim churoo
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!
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Both of those are wrong!

O'Connor, woah,
O'Connor, woah,
He shagged a prostitute,
and now he's subtitute!

and

Chim-Chimminey, chim-chimminey chim chim churoo
Who needs Ronaldo when we've got Quedrue! :p
 
They're not wrong, you lads just remixed them ;)
 
"We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits"

Sung to Hull fans at KC stadium by Fulham fans.

They replied

"Sit down and read a book" ??????

Never would of thought of that as a come back xD
 
Aimed at Crouch:

Does the circus know you're here,
Does the circus know you're here,
Does the circus,
Does the circus,
Does the circus know you're here...
 
We paid for your hats, we paid for your hats,
What a waste of council tax,
we paid for your hats!

Sung by fans at Police who were patrolling the game.
 
Steve Bloomer's watching, Helping us fight!
Guiding our heroes in the Black and the White!
All teams who come here, there's nowhere to hide!
Everyone is frightened of that DERBY PRIDE!
 
frankie that adebayor one was disgusting, im from that area of the world and have seen guns and had them pointed at me, please dont make jokes about that, theres barely any guns in your united kingdom so you would rarely hear of this, sorry for being a spoilsport but that was stupid, especially from a mod, anyway

Went to the leeds game and all game we sang, Youre not a big club anymore, Youre not a big club anymore, Youre not a big club anymore, until they scored in the 95th minute :(
 
Park Park
Whereveryou may be
You eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse
Could be Scouse
Eating rats in a council house

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Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing
loved by the reds
feared by the blues
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs

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Who is he? He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

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And my favourite of them all

Roy Keane he's a demon, he wears a demons hat, he saw old trafford, he said "I fancy that", the rest all tried to sign him but he's chosen red and white cos he knows we're ******* dynamite
 
We're shiiiiit! And we know we are!
 
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