Your Favourite Football Chants

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Best one I ever heard was "There's only two Andy Gorams..."

...Goram was famously schizophrenic (sp?), so while a bit wrong it was hilarious! :D

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Almost forgot, from the Scotland fans at France 98...

There's only one Alan Shearer,
There's only one Alan Shearer,
With a wee bag o' sweets, and a cheeky wee smile,
Shearer's a f'n peodophile!
 
To correspond with Marlon Kings release from prison.

Punches girls, in the eye
Got caught, now hes doing time
They split his ring, on D-wing
They're all bumming Marlon King!
 
Jake said:
To correspond with Marlon Kings release from prison.

Punches girls, in the eye
Got caught, now hes doing time
They split his ring, on D-wing
They're all bumming Marlon King!
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Good ol' Russell Howard!
 
New song for Joe Cole:

"He`s rich, they`re Scouse, they`re going to rob his house, Joey Cole, Joey Cole."​
 
Oh how we love [Oh how we love]
Your goalscoring [your goalscoring]
Your chain smoking [your chain smoking]
Your beer drinking [your beer drinking]
Your elbowing [your elbowing]
Your fine heading [your fine heading]
Your head butting [your head butting]
Kebab eating [kebab eating]
YOUR BANANA [YOUR BANANA]

Whoooaaahhhhh...

Juli Alsop, Juli, Juli Alsop, Juli Alsop, you're the one for me!

YouTube- ‪funniest football chant/song ever‬‎

In 2004, there was an prank-gone-wrong involving Julian Alsop, a banana, and a youth player's ******, resulting in him being sacked from Oxford United --- 6 years later, after signing for Cheltenham, this song was born.

Credit to RobsonUtting.
 
Best chant of all time has to be Rangers fans for Andy Goram .
Goram was apparently schizophrenic so the chant went ....

Two Andy Gorams , There's only two Andy Gorams .....
 
B.R.F.C, Paul Trollopes Barmy Army !

We've got Steve Elliott
He's ******* brilliant
We've got Steve Elliott
He's ******* brilliant

Stevie :wub:
 
CJACKO11 said:
New song for Joe Cole:

"He`s rich, they`re Scouse, they`re going to rob his house, Joey Cole, Joey Cole."​
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Can Chelsea fans not think about any songs for any other clubs? Yours seem to be all about Liverpool...?

Well you come from Portsmouth, So what do you know.
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joel-lfc said:
Can Chelsea fans not think about any songs for any other clubs? Yours seem to be all about Liverpool...?

Well you come from Portsmouth, So what do you know.
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tbf Joel. You are ****** obsessed with that Garcia goal, it happen 5 years ago, stop living in the past , again
 
Semedo, whoooooah
Semedo, whooooah
he comes from Portugal
He ****** hates Millwall
 
HESKEY SCORED M'LORD, HESKEY SCORED!

*****. Villa fans singing that when we beat ripped Blackburn apart in the League Cup.
 
Mike said:
Oh how we love [Oh how we love]
Your goalscoring [your goalscoring]
Your chain smoking [your chain smoking]
Your beer drinking [your beer drinking]
Your elbowing [your elbowing]
Your fine heading [your fine heading]
Your head butting [your head butting]
Kebab eating [kebab eating]
YOUR BANANA [YOUR BANANA]

Whoooaaahhhhh...

Juli Alsop, Juli, Juli Alsop, Juli Alsop, you're the one for me!

YouTube- ‪funniest football chant/song ever‬‎

In 2004, there was an prank-gone-wrong involving Julian Alsop, a banana, and a youth player's ******, resulting in him being sacked from Oxford United --- 6 years later, after signing for Cheltenham, this song was born.

Credit to RobsonUtting.
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Love you too, Mike.

A classic Norwich City song, also used by many other teams as awful as us. I recall singing this last day of the season when if we won we would've stayed up (We lost to Fulham, 6-0), but also when we beat Man Utd 2-0.

"You're better than us.
You're better than us.
We're ****, we're ****, we're ****, **** ****.
You're better than us."

I remember there's a keeper called Dean Gerken, the chant was
"You should've stayed in a burger,
You should've stayed in a burger,
You should've stayed in a burger,
Your dad's a cucumber!"

Also this:
YouTube- ‪all of you are gays‬‎

And this:
YouTube- ‪The funniest football song/chant ever‬‎
The high pitched scream at 0.35 is ******* hilarious.
 
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Scott* said:
tbf Joel. You are ****** obsessed with that Garcia goal, it happen 5 years ago, stop living in the past , again
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I am obsessed, One of the greatest nights of my life :)
Its also a thing that winds Chelsea fans up. Like him.. He likes to wind me up then get me infractions... So. I am going to shh now.

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Oh and scott,

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haha,
Sorry
 
United's ****, the City's worse, we always put the County first..

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Oh, Stockport Town, Oh, Stockport Town, is wonderful, Oh Stockport town is wonderful, full o' ****, ***** and County, oh Stockport town is wonderfullll....

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YouTube- ‪Arthur Brownlow at Exeter‬‎


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Or when Paul Turnbull makes a mistake:


Turnbull for England!...
 
(Adams family tune)
His Sister is his Mother,
His father is his Brother
They like to F**k each other...
The Neville Family

F**K off Chelsea FC,
You ain't got no history,18 leagues and 5 champions leagues,
Thats what we call history

She loves a scouse c**k,
She loves a scouse c**k,
John Terry's ma,
She loves a scouse c**k

And the marlon king song <3

Punches girls in the eye,
Got caught now hes doing time,
They split his ring in d-wing,
Theyre all bumming marlon king
 
joel-lfc said:
I am obsessed, One of the greatest nights of my life :)
Its also a thing that winds Chelsea fans up. Like him.. He likes to wind me up then get me infractions... So. I am going to shh now.

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Oh and scott,

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haha,
Sorry
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Sorry Joel but again how long ago was that, why not talk about liverpools truly great results last season
 
joel-lfc said:
I am obsessed, One of the greatest nights of my life :)
Its also a thing that winds Chelsea fans up. Like him.. He likes to wind me up then get me infractions... So. I am going to shh now.

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Oh and scott,

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haha,
Sorry
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That just proves how sad Liverpool fans can be, if that's what makes you feel superior to United, then your sadly wrong. XD
 
Oooo I have a few (all Kingstonian related)

Last season we had a defender called Francis Duku (he was released about a month ago)

To the tune of 'hey big spender' (dunno if that's the actuall name of the song but yeah...)

• The minute you walked on the pitch,
I could see you were a central defender,
a real big fella,
Francis Dukuuuuuu,
spend a little time with K's


Or this one about our goalkeeper Rob Tolfrey (to the tune of that pussycat dolls song)

• Don't you wish your keeper was Rob Tolfrey


Or my personal fave... this one goes out to the Sutton fans (don't know the original tune)

• If I had the wings of a sparrow,
& I had the **** of a crow,
I'd fly over Sutton tomorow,
& **** on the busses below-BELOW
**** on... **** on... **** on the busses below- BELOW
**** on... **** on... **** on the busses below- BELOW

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oh oh I've got another one I just remembered from aaages ago... we had a midfielder called Geoff Pitcher & he had the song "he's here, he's there he's every f***ing where... ect..." but we were told one night by the stewards to not sware coz it was a family day or something so we changed it to:

• he's here, he's there, we're not allowed to sware, Geoff Pitcher, Geoff Pitcher
 
Birmingham City fans to Wolves fans after we beat them 2-1 last season:

The Baggies are ****, but there better than you!
The Baggies are ****, but there better than you!

Another song to our neighbours that wear gold and black:
Always **** on the old gold and black. De de, de de de.

and

Ohhhhhh ***** *****, ***** ***** ***** ***** Wanderers!

I will also give this thread a twist, by stating which song I hate the most!
This award goes to any set of supporters that turn up and St.Andrews and sing:
We hate Villa more than you! We hate Villa more than you!

Another classic:

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the Villa on the top,
Put the Baggies in the middle,
and then burn the ******* lot!
 
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