Your Favourite Football Chants

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Darren Bent is Fast as Lighting
Darren Bent is Red & White
He Gets the Ball and scores a Goal
Hes ******* DYN-A-MITE!
 
Robinho She Said no
Robinho She said no

sang stoke vs. man city, after reports a girl said no to have *** with robinho



******
 
Shamrock Rovers fans after giving Del Piero a standing ovation when coming on as sub all then break into a chant of "You'll never play for Rovers! You'll never play for Rovers!"

Irish wit eh?
 
timmsy123 said:
Dunno why but my team, Northampton always sing this when we go away...

Saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse,
And as he was saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse.
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we always sing that as well and i dont know what the **** it means O_o
 
Alan Shearer's illigitimet
he has got no birth certificate
he's got AID's
and he cant get rid of it
dirty black and white *******.

Cheer up Alan Shearer, ohh what can it be? to a...
sad geordie ******* and a **** football team!

There's onlyy oneeeee steveyy brucey, one steveyyy brucey, he used to be *****, but now he's alright, walking in a brucey wonderland.

Nyron's got a massive ****
nyron, nyron
he tooks it in his football sock
nyron, nyron
he shagged a lass, and now she's dead.
he wrapped his **** around her head
nyron nosworthy sunderland's number 6
BOUNCE
na na na na
 
Too Good For This League
Too Good For This Leagueeeeeeee
We're The Barcelona Of The Lower League


REPEAT
 
timmsy123 said:
Dunno why but my team, Northampton always sing this when we go away...

Saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse,
And as he was saying goodbye to his horse,
He was saying goodbye to his horse.
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alicwkd said:
we always sing that as well and i dont know what the **** it means O_o
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http://www.mudcat.org said:
Perhaps of Royal Navy origin?
In the RN (1940s-1950s)a horse was a girlfriend (usually a casual one!).
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http://www.wolvesblog.com said:
“why did we sing it?”
The answer was vague, but I remember The North Bank Choir breaking out into this song when games were going through a stale or boring patch, and it really was a dirge.
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Not much help I know, and it seems alot of teams sing this or sung it in the past, i personally think its to do with boring games :P
 
The famous Graham Taylor went to Rome to See the Pope,
The famous Graham Taylor went to Rome to See the Pope,
The famous Graham Taylor went to Rome to See the Pope,
And this is what he said,
F*ck off,
Who's that team they call the Brentford,
Who's that team we all adore....
We're the boys in red and white,
And we're f*cking dynamite,
And Ron Noades mum is a ***** .....
 
In your Liverpool slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cause your too f***** thick
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair
All of your kids are in council care
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
There's **** on the pavement and **** on the path
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

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I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
But like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too
We are the Chelsea boot boys and we're coming after you

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You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' out dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

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He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball from the left
It landed right on Riise's head
That's why we love Salomon Kalou
 
CJACKO11 said:
In your Liverpool slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cause your too f***** thick
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair
All of your kids are in council care
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
There's **** on the pavement and **** on the path
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

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I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
But like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too
We are the Chelsea boot boys and we're coming after you

---------- Post added at 11:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 PM ----------

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' out dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

---------- Post added at 11:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:03 PM ----------

He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball from the left
It landed right on Riise's head
That's why we love Salomon Kalou
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As if, Chelsea fans, singing ;)
 
Who the f*ck are man united
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Steven Gerrard Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
then puts in a transfer request,
Steven Gerrard, Gerrard.
 
When we played Leyton Orient ages ago, they brought on a substitute with ridiculous peroxide blonde hair, and my Dad shouted "Rhydian" (the bloke from that years' x-factor)

Everyone laughed.

That memory will stay with me for life.
 
Brentford

Take a sad song,
And make it better,
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start,
To make it better, better, better, better, better, better, better, Woah,
La, la, la lala, la, lalala, Brentford...Woo,
La, la, la lala, la, lalala, Brentford...


We're too big for this league,
We're too big for this league,
We are the Barcelona,
Of the lower leagues..


We are Bees, We are Bees, We are Bees,
We are Bees, We are Bees, We are Bees,
We are Bees, We are Bees, We are Bees,
We are Bees,
WE ARE BEES!


You Reds, Yoooouuuu Reeeeeddds,

Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
Super Kevin O'Connor...


It's all your fault,
It's all your fault,
It's all your fault,
It's all your fault,
It's all your fault,


Who the f*ck,
Who the f*ck,
Who the f*cking **** are you?
Who the f*cking **** are you?


Other Team Chants



Play up Pompey,
Pompey play up,
Play up Pompey,
Pompey play up!


I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
And like my dreams they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! (Clapping),
United! (Clapping).


No one likes us, no one likes us,
No one likes us, we don't care,
We are Millwall, super Millwall,
We are Millwall, from the Den...


Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...
 
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Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
HAVE WE ****!!!
 
Shamrock Rovers fans to Del Piero XD
"You'll never play for Rover"
"You'll never play for Rover"
Contiued about a hundred times

And when Motta fouled a player
"Same old cheating Juve"

The rovers fans sounded great tonight and didnt stop singing the entire match.
 
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