Your Favourite Football Chants
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Que sera sera
Whatever will be will
We're going to Shrewsbury
Que sera sera
Just a witty little number Blades fans came up with at Watford
Whatever will be will
We're going to Shrewsbury
Que sera sera
Just a witty little number Blades fans came up with at Watford
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chelsea wherever you may be
don't leave your wife with john terry
his dad deals coke
and his mum steals tea
he cried when he missed a penalty
don't leave your wife with john terry
his dad deals coke
and his mum steals tea
he cried when he missed a penalty
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We do what we want, we do what we want, we're Man United, we dont what we want!
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Sang to the tune of "Don't you want me baby". Also, Jose Fonte is said Jose-ey Font-ey 
Jose Fonte baby,
Jose Fonte, woaaahhhh!
Haha. Fonte is without a doubt our best player. Better than Rickie Lambert, Chamberlain, and just about better than...
He plays on the left,
He plays on the riggghhhhttt,
Adam Lallana,
Makes Messi look *****!
Love it.
Jose Fonte baby,
Jose Fonte, woaaahhhh!
Haha. Fonte is without a doubt our best player. Better than Rickie Lambert, Chamberlain, and just about better than...
He plays on the left,
He plays on the riggghhhhttt,
Adam Lallana,
Makes Messi look *****!
Love it.
There's going to be some real crackers of chants in the Devon Derby this weekend from both Exeter & Plymouth Argyle fans.
The Exeter ones will mainly consist around the theme of our financial trouble, and relegation battle in the division- You know the stuff like "Were never play again" and all that.
As from us, we'll have the Garden Shed chant [Search it on Youtube] and '**** ground, no roof' and '**** ground, no fans' all the fun chants like that <)
The Exeter ones will mainly consist around the theme of our financial trouble, and relegation battle in the division- You know the stuff like "Were never play again" and all that.
As from us, we'll have the Garden Shed chant [Search it on Youtube] and '**** ground, no roof' and '**** ground, no fans' all the fun chants like that <)
Boys it's all about the cop a del Ray final chants, this were amazing, was sitting in the Madrid end----
Puta Barca, puta barca, hey hey
Puta barca, puta barca hey hey
And then when they won they began to mock barca with the chant Barcelona always sing---
Barca,cabron, salud el campeon
Barca, cabron, salud el campeon
Puta Barca, puta barca, hey hey
Puta barca, puta barca hey hey
And then when they won they began to mock barca with the chant Barcelona always sing---
Barca,cabron, salud el campeon
Barca, cabron, salud el campeon
We're top of the league,
We're top of the leagueeeeee,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We're top of the league
Forever and ever we'll follow our team,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We rule supreme,
We'll never be mastered,
By you,
By you,
By you Chelsea bastards,
We'll stick the blue flag up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley,
We'll stick yer blue flag up yer a*se,...
Fernando Torred takes it up the **** (rep)
Your Mum's your dad,
Your dad's your mum,
you're inbred,
you northern scum.
Oh, Kevin Gallen’s magic,
He wears a magic hat.
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
He such a lovely chap.
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right.
And when we play at Chelsea,
He scores all f***ing night...
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise,
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise.....
Oh me lads you should of seen us coming,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
You should of seen us coming,
All the Lads and Lasses smile upon there faces,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
To See The Queens Park Rangers...
And one sang by Hull fans after they scored:
You're top of the league,
you're top of the league
And loads more...
We're top of the leagueeeeee,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We're top of the league
Forever and ever we'll follow our team,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We rule supreme,
We'll never be mastered,
By you,
By you,
By you Chelsea bastards,
We'll stick the blue flag up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley,
We'll stick yer blue flag up yer a*se,...
Fernando Torred takes it up the **** (rep)
Your Mum's your dad,
Your dad's your mum,
you're inbred,
you northern scum.
Oh, Kevin Gallen’s magic,
He wears a magic hat.
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
He such a lovely chap.
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right.
And when we play at Chelsea,
He scores all f***ing night...
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise,
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise.....
Oh me lads you should of seen us coming,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
You should of seen us coming,
All the Lads and Lasses smile upon there faces,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
To See The Queens Park Rangers...
And one sang by Hull fans after they scored:
You're top of the league,
you're top of the league
And loads more...
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Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all sh*g one another,
A P*mpey family.
(Adams family tune)(P*mpey is Portsmouth. I hate them.)
Your father is your brother,
You all sh*g one another,
A P*mpey family.
(Adams family tune)(P*mpey is Portsmouth. I hate them.)
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Hark now hear
United sing, the Wednesday ran away
And we will fight for evermore
Because of boxing day
United sing, the Wednesday ran away
And we will fight for evermore
Because of boxing day
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50 years ago, a team lay in the snow.
Battered and bloodied some of them died, some of them survived.
Charlton & Matt Busby, they took us to Wembley.
We beat Benfica and we won the cup, all those years ago....
Battered and bloodied some of them died, some of them survived.
Charlton & Matt Busby, they took us to Wembley.
We beat Benfica and we won the cup, all those years ago....
We're top of the league,
We're top of the leagueeeeee,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We're top of the league
Forever and ever we'll follow our team,
We're Queens Park Rangers,
We rule supreme,
We'll never be mastered,
By you,
By you,
By you Chelsea bastards,
We'll stick the blue flag up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
Up yer ****,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley,
We'll stick yer blue flag up yer a*se,...
Fernando Torred takes it up the **** (rep)
Your Mum's your dad,
Your dad's your mum,
you're inbred,
you northern scum.
Oh, Kevin Gallen’s magic,
He wears a magic hat.
He plays for Queens Park Rangers
He such a lovely chap.
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right.
And when we play at Chelsea,
He scores all f***ing night...
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise,
We are the rangers boys,
Stand up and make some noise.....
Oh me lads you should of seen us coming,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
You should of seen us coming,
All the Lads and Lasses smile upon there faces,
Running down the Uxbridge Road,
To See The Queens Park Rangers...
And one sang by Hull fans after they scored:
You're top of the league,
you're top of the league
And loads more...
Was at the QPR - Derby game last Monday, the two best chants I heard were...
Chim-chimmeny, Chim-Chimmeny
Chim-Chim-Cheroo,
We hate those bastards in Yellow and Blue.
Taarabt's too good for you!
Taarabt's too good for you!
Taarabt's too good for you!
Taarabt's too good for you!
Also, the one they sang at Robbie Savage in the second half after he started taunting them;
You look like a girllllll,
You look like a girrrrrrrllllll,
Oh Robbie Savage,
You look like a girl!
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My local clubs football chant:
[video=youtube;o4I0NZtZmSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4I0NZtZmSU[/video]
For those who want to sing along here it is in words:
How are you doing? Well I’m not too bad!
Are you going down the street with me?
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Chicken and curry all smothered in peas
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I’ve been to Paris and I’ve been to Rome
But there ain’t no chinky like the one back home
Been to Belfast and all over the seas
But there ain’t no chinky like Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I got off the bus at Gibson’s Lane
Over to Davy’s for a chicken chow mein
Up to Lester’s for a pernod and ice
Then back to Davy’s for a chicken fried rice
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I went to Davy’s and I couldn’t pay the bill
So he wrote a wee note and slipped it in the till
Two weeks later and I couldn’t pay the tab
So he gave me the money for a taxi cab
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I got off the bus at Greenwell Street
Looked about and who did I meet
Johnny Loughan and his two left feet
Going to Davy’s for something to eat
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
[video=youtube;o4I0NZtZmSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4I0NZtZmSU[/video]
For those who want to sing along here it is in words:
How are you doing? Well I’m not too bad!
Are you going down the street with me?
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Chicken and curry all smothered in peas
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I’ve been to Paris and I’ve been to Rome
But there ain’t no chinky like the one back home
Been to Belfast and all over the seas
But there ain’t no chinky like Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I got off the bus at Gibson’s Lane
Over to Davy’s for a chicken chow mein
Up to Lester’s for a pernod and ice
Then back to Davy’s for a chicken fried rice
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I went to Davy’s and I couldn’t pay the bill
So he wrote a wee note and slipped it in the till
Two weeks later and I couldn’t pay the tab
So he gave me the money for a taxi cab
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Well I got off the bus at Greenwell Street
Looked about and who did I meet
Johnny Loughan and his two left feet
Going to Davy’s for something to eat
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
Davy Lees, Davy Lees
We’re all going down to Davy Lees
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Sang at away games, towards the end of the season as a bit of a joke!
Yeah ah ha
You know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything we do, we do it big
Yeah ah ha
You know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything we do, we do it big
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'Fergie's rentboy!' sung to, you know who; Howard Webb.