Your Favourite Football Chants

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Ride The Walrus said:
'Fergie's rentboy!' sung to, you know who; Howard Webb.
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I wanna be, Daddy's boy!
I wanna be, Daddy's boy!

**** off back to Daddy
**** off back to Daddy
lalalala, lalalala.

Sang to Darren Ferguson when he decides to walk out of his technical area and onto the pitch every time one of his players his "ferociously" hauled to the ground....
 
Basically all of Celtic songbook.
The GB belted out some classics today just for no apparent reason. :wub:
"you are my Larsson, my henrik larsson, you make me happy when skys are gray, we went for shearer, but hes a ******, you cant take my larsson away"
"mo mo massimo, mo mo massimo, mo mo massimo, massimo donati"
"ohoh artur boruc the hole goalie, he hates the huns, he blessed himself at ibrox and the huns went off their nuts, hes off his ******* rocker and he says god bless the pope, ohoh artur borc, the holy goale"
 
'mon the hoops, 'mon the hoops 'mon the hoops 'mon the hoops, 'mon the hoops, 'mon the hoops 'mon the hoops 'mon the hoops
 
The tables upside down! The tables upside down! The greens are going up, the greens are going up..

Or as sung to Southampton..

The tables upside down! The tables upside down! The saints are going down, the saints are going down..
 
we all follow the palace,
over land and sea (and brighton),
we all follow the palace,
onto victory

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we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
...........

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when i was a young boy,
my father said to me,
listen here my son,
you're CPFC.
here we are,
you'll know us by our noise,
the pride of south london,
the famous palace boys.
 
Malarkey said:
we all follow the palace,
over land and sea (and brighton),
we all follow the palace,
onto victory

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we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
we got james vaughan again, we got james vaughan again,
...........

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when i was a young boy,
my father said to me,
listen here my son,
you're CPFC.
here we are,
you'll know us by our noise,
the pride of south london,
the famous palace boys.
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Not much to be proud of then ;)

But seriously, West London ****''s on South London's head.
 
I just loved it today at half time when West Ham were singing 'We're staying up, you're going down' then when we beat them, 3 - 2, we started signing, 'Bye, bye, bye, bye' :D :D
 
EPIC SONG

[video=youtube;3_3ztevG9e0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3ztevG9e0[/video]
 
HES 6FT4 WITH CURLY HAIR HIS TEETH ARE ****** BUT WE DONT CARE CARLOS CUELLAR RANGERS CENTRE HALF - old one
HES 6FT3 HES A GOT TAN HE DOESNY EAT FOR RAMADAN MAJID BOUGHERRA RANGERS CENTRE HALF - class
NA NA NA NA NA NA STEVIE WHITTAKER WHITTAKER STEVIE WHITTAKER.
nothing better than penny arcade at ibrox tho atm
 
we paid for your home
we paid for your home
what a waste of council tax
we paid for your hommeee!!!!

they don't even go
they don't even go
what a waste of council tax
they don't even go

but my favourite song ever has to be an fc classic about rory paterson (now with plymouth)

The man with no name,
The man with no naaaaame,
How the f*ck's he get a game,
The man with no name?


Sent off as a sub,
Sent off as a suuuub,
Rory Patterson,
Sent off as a sub.


He kicks off and scores,
He kicks off and scooooorres,
Rory Patterson,
He kicks off and scores.


He's just kicks off,
He's just kicks ooooooff,
Rory Patterson,
He's just kicked off.


He stands on the ball,
He stands on the baaaaall,
Rory Patterson,
He stands on the ball.


and yes he did do all of them things

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i've heard a fantastic 'luis suarez' song mickey take from a few of my mates... dont know the exact words but its something along the lines of....
Carragher's in the shower suarez gives his head he just can't get enough he just can't get enough
then ste gerrard comes in and wants to suck him off instead they just can't get enough they just can't get enough
they slip inside as they fall in love and they just can't seem to get enough no
der der der der ...
 
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Sung to the Joy Division tune


Giggs, Giggs is ******** around again
Giggs, Giggs is ******** around again

Repeat until bored
 
superbladesman said:
Sung to the Joy Division tune


Giggs, Giggs is ******** around again
Giggs, Giggs is ******** around again

Repeat until bored
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as a united fan i find it funny we've got another
ryan giggs,ryan giggs ******** imogen
ryan giggs,ryan giggs ******** imogen
running to the courts, banning all reports
ryan giggs,ryan giggs,ryan giggs
 
the classic Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio for when anyone gets sent off, just what happened to Mark Little for Peterborough against Bristol Rovers in March, I was at that game, first match I watched in the stadium not on TV.
 
He's coming home
He's coming home
Tell the world Smithy's coming home!

Tons of my friends from Leeds have that new chant on their facebook, so i am pretty sure people will sing it @Elland Road :)... If he comes ofc...
 
Might have been posted already but,
Are you watching merseyside? Are you watching merseyside?
Are you watching, Are you watching, Are you watching merseyside?
 
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Oh me lads you should of seen us coming,
Red & white was everywhere,
And everyone was running,
All the Watford Rookery had blood upon their faces,
All because they tried to take,
The Ealing Road Headcases...

It was down in the town of Northampton,
Where most of the fighting was done,
It was down in the town of Northampton,
He was shot by a Northampton gun,
As he lay on the terraces dying,
With the blood gushing out of his head,
GUSH GUSH,
As he lay on the terraces dying,
He turned to the New Road and said,
N-E-W R-O-A-D,
New Road
 
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