Playing for my local club, winning a cup game (when games were only 70 mins cause of age lol) 33-0 or something silly. We had all but 2/3 players score - even put our goalie up front for a laugh and he scored lol.
Continually finished 2nd in leagues (one of these was bullshit though, it was like under 12s and the people we played were way older it was pointless) and cups (same here, lost one 2-1 to a **** team whose both goals were offside) sadly.
Had trials for Kent when I was young (11/2 I think) though, was meant to have some for a few pro teams (CPalace + others I forget) when my knees started to gave way :'(
I also have a trophy that was meant to be given back to a league, but never got asked lmao.