At least if we had Ian Holloway, we'd play exciting football and go out with a bang rather than what we're doing currently (Every international tournament), which is passing it around the back four 3,000 times and then trying to smash it out to the wing. We may draw every game 5-5 but wouldn't that be much better than the pile of **** we've played this tournament and at the WC?
"Okay Ian, who's going to be your first callup?"
"DJ Campbell"
"You're fired"