TAK is out for 5 days with a bruised rib.[/TD]
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Befoe Aue game (06/02/2016)
Now, you little bastards, listen to me. I am your FÜHRER! You will ALL do as I say. Or else you end up in the Krankenwagen. If, If you do not win this game, I'll eat all of you with ketchup and then I'll **** you out! Your lives depend on the outcome of this match. Now go out there and fight for your lives god **** it!
After Aue game (06/02/2016)
Joao, you lil *****, missed a f-ing penalty. I swear to got I'll hang you by your balls.
...Really...?
I got injured (more like bruised actually) by a clone of Stone Cold Austin... who stole Edge's trademark move? Come on... Who did you take me for? Tim Wiese?
View attachment 141168 Go and ram this German, I dare you (and to think that this lad was once a goalkeeper...)
Oh well... Better enjoy that little win of his... As I know his weakness: His spine (that was what forced the real Stone Cold to end his career).
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The team is doing well, as it barely moved away from promotion spots for most of the season so far, at this rate I wouldn't be strange if we could secure a spot in the Top 3 (if we can avoid the promotion play off even better).
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[TD]Joao Torres Vazquez was joking around with Orton, when he made the greatest joke Orton had ever heard. Orton, being a tall heavy man laughed so hard that Vazquez started to fear him and fainted. He fell on a football ball and strained his stomac muscle.