APRIL
It was a 50% month.
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From the managers POV:
I was in my office, thinking what tactic to use against Castilla. I thought, why not use the very first tactic I made, it worked very well last month, didn't it. I stepped out of my office, walked up the stairs.
As I was walking up the stairs, I thought "why the **** would they put their most genius managers office in the basement? And next to the washing room and the dressing room. I was literally in the middle of them. If a player wanted to wash himself or each other depending on their interest, they would have to walk through my office. At first they put on towel, but now they don't even do that. They just walk through my office, with the towel on their shoulder and dicks flapping around and saying "Hey, boss! Wazzzzup!!". It's disgusting. God **** it. It's such a long staircase. Ah finally, only a few more steps."
I turned left, walk forward 29 meters (I knew this, because last time I walked this 'road' William's agent was demanding a new contract for his money machine. I was so bored and uninterested that I started counting the steps. I told him I'd think about it. Later I spoke to Jamie, no, a better word would be manipulated, yes, later I manipulated Jamie to leave his agent, which he did. It's so easy to make kids do, what I want.), then turned right and I was on the training field. I yelled "same tactic as last time" and left for home.
Before gameday I had a party in my villa, a hard-core party. Because of the party, on gameday I wore sunglasses and earplugs. I just pretended I heard what everyone was saying to me.
I was sure we were gonna defeat Castilla. Believe me, I was very surprised, when I woke up after the game and Juan Pedro (AM) told me we had lost the game. I just thought it was a one time thing.
I went with the same tactic again against Union. We ******* lost. I was mad. I didn't let anyone know I was mad. I just drank.
Against Toledo I used the third tactic thinking, i can't lose with this. It's foolproof. But, I ************* lost! To ******* Toledo! I couldn't ******* believe it. Now I was mad. On the pitch I just started jumping up and down like a little kid who is mad and I yelled.
After the match, i went into my office and took the liquor out from the bottom drawer of my desk. I sat down and started drinking. I felt like I needed to hit someone. At first I thought, I'm gonna beat up the next person, who steps into my office. But maybe one of the players comes in? Those ******* are underage. If I hit them, I'd go to jail for beating a little kid. So I looked at the wall and the wall looked at me. It looked at me the wrong way and I lost it. I hit the wall with all of my strength many times stopping only to take a sip of Jack.
Next day when I came in, I knew what I had to do. I put up a blackboard and started making a new tactic. At some point Juan Pedro came in and said I was acting like a madman yesterday and yelling things like "Imma kill you wall" and "don't ya look at me, wall, im gonna tear you a new one". He asked if I was alright. I said "**** yeah im okay and now get **** out, let me work my magic". Hours later I came out of my office, gathered the team and introduced my new tactic.
It was an undefeatable 4-3-3 narrow with the option of taking out the keeper, making it 4-3-4 narrow. I said "This our new tactic, biitchez. With thisd tactic all we do is attack, attack and attack. I does not matter what situation you are, alone in the defense or surrounded in the midfield, you alway, ALWAYS get the ball to the strikers faster than humanly possible. Yall got that, uh? You better!" I knocked down the blackboard and walked out. As I was walking up the stairs, i heard someone yelling "he's mad". "What a *****" i thought.
We played the last three games of this month with this tactic. I AM A GENIUS!
Ongoing injuries
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In game against Toledo Anderson got injured. Next match Dalle got injured. Luckily Dalle only cut his hand during the match. I do not know where he got the knife but yeah, he's a suicidal little boy.
We need 2 more points to secure first place in our league. Two matches remaining. Then come the playoffs.
Sorry about the not nice words.