Right gentlemen, the time is upon us. I have holiday'd to the first game of the season, so here is the first update; the pre-season report.
The bookies see the league finishing like this;
1. Victory United
2. The Terminators
3. Lillestrom FORAS
4. Leeds City AFC
5. Padova Bumblebees
6. Uttoxeter Town
7. Dyslexia Ctiy
8. Cheapless Spenders
9. Claymatts FC
10. FC Plough
11. Silver Scorpions
12. AFC Willows
13. Larky Globetrotters
14. Wackass Crew
15. Belfast Giants
16. QA Fun Squad
17. Manchester Rovers
18. JK Tartu
19. Barcelona Lions
20. Squab Fc
21. Edinburgh Eagles
22. Snowboarders FC
23. Ajax Trees-Down
24. Shakhtar Senseless
25. Slough Town
But then, what do the bookies know
Frankly, pre-season was not kind to anyone. Very few teams escaped without injuries (too many for me to bother listing), but there were a few loan deals. Mostly outward ones;
Sebastien Scherer (Free) > Leeds AFC
Lucas Digne (PSG) > Terminators (Season loan)
Kassim Abdallah (Marseille) > Squab Fc (Season loan)
William Gros (Leeds AFC) > Clermont Foot (Season loan)
Jody Lukoki (Slough Town) > Helmond Sport (Season loan)
Ben Gibson (Dyslexia Ctiy) > Inverness CT (Season loan)
Matteo Politano (Leeds AFC) > Carpi (Season loan)
Cristiano Piccini (Slough Town) > Cesena (Season loan)
Nicolai Brock-Madsen (FC Plough) > AGF (Season loan)
Mana Dembele (Victory United) > AJ Auxerre (Season loan)
Paul Downing (Uttoxeter Town FC) > St Mirren
Jack Grealish (Wackass Crew) > Stade de Reims
And, just for extra tension, here are the opening day fixtures