Yeah, there is something with using the in-game-editor that calculates agent fees for all transfers automatically and adds them as expenses to the club getting a player. So your finances take a bigger hit than you expect when you buy someone!
Ledley.. it's you! You don't have to repost announcements, but I was taking over from borne. Just send me all the transfers you've done so far.
And remember fans, To dare is to do!!!
Premier League Overview
Well, we're halfway through the season so it's that time of year again! That's right! 3am on a sunday morning-don't-you-have-anything-better-to-do-time time! Why-are-we-so-incredibly-biased-towards-big-teams-time!
Arsenal - Predicted 4th - Actual 3rd - Arsene "Arsenic" Wenger
What exactly Arsenal's transfer strategy is remains a mystery. Two of the highest scoring strikers in the premier league? Buy more strikers! Very few defenders? Sell defenders! Whatever it is, Arsenal are certainly going for the title but will Wenger's historicallyinconsistent side be able to realistically challenge for the title? Well with a predicted further £60m splurge incoming, and Zlatan "Title Winning" Ibrahimovic, they may well!
Aston Villa - Predicted 15th - Actual 17th - Alberto "Sold all my good defenders" Zaccheroni
With the worst defensive record outside of the relegation zone Zaccheroni's "ambitious" 3-4-3 fell like an egg on a floor coated with **** - much how I would describe their performances this season! With rumors they've sold young starlet Jack Grealish, things are surely looking relegation-flavoured for the Villians unless they manage to bring in Pulis in time...
Burnley - Predicted 20th - Actual 11th - Sean "Beardgasm" Dyche
After the astute signings of Jordan Rhodes and Graziano Pelle, Burnley - prime relegation candidates at the start of the season - are considerably less ***** then expected, profiting from good transfer deals and the fact every other team in the league is awful.
Chelsea - Predicted 1st - Actual 6th - Jose "I'm a special snowflake" Mourinho
A disappointing season for Chelsea, as Mourinho has done his best to emulate the legendary feats of Roberto di Matteo. Although such heady heights seemed impossible at the start of the season... oh cut the ****, Chelsea are ****** awful. Helped in no small part by the signing of.... BOJAN? In exchange for... Didier DROGBA? WHAT IS THIS HERESY!? *Ahum* An injury ravaged squad, featuring the likes of... Rafinha? Victor Moses? And other household names, will be disappointed with their godawful season. Mainly because it's, y'know godawful. Mainly.
Crystal Palace - Predicted 18th - Actual 14th - Thomas "Wait he's earning 50k a week?" Tuchel
A dead set for relegation at the start of the season, Crystal Palace look like... dead sets for relegation. At least, if this was a normal season. But, as you can see from the godawful performances performed godawfully, the rest of the league is actually WORSE. Marouane Chamakh as their main striker (Now they need Lord Bendtner) has scored... 7 goals in the league. Wow, actually that's pretty good!
Everton - Predicted 7th - Actual 5th - Roberto "Because I was so good at Wigan" Martinez
After selling main striker Lukaku, Everton will now rely on Moussa "surprisingly good season" Sow. With 7 in 8 starts, he's looked pretty good for the toffees,but if he gets injured... at least they'll have Theo Walcott? But is that a good thing? Probably not.
I do indeed have to go now, and I may not be able to answer PM's. The league preview will surely be done tomorrow however!
As a staunch Chelsea supporter, that hurt me man... it hurt my insides.Holy.. THAT was the funniest thing I have read! XD Seriously though! That, was mad!
That. Sucks. At least I will have a positive budget!Boo just checked save and got -3m
Shamless plea:
Did I agree any transfers with you? If I did I have forgotten, I blame the drink/drugs/BBQ's
Just remind me what deals we did and I will confirm them!
IIRC, you agreed to loan Balanta and Markovic to Sunderland, and to bring Sturridge in on loan from Man City