Chapter 35
Climbing the Premier League
We now sat 8th in the league, which is fantastic. 4th place was in sight and i was still unbeaten in the Premier League and was hoping that would not change in a hurry. The next team we faced was bottom placed Leeds, who had only picked up 9 points so far. Losing in this game was out of the question, we must smash them. After a great start, with Defoe scoring a fine goal after 9 minuets the game went quiet and a second goal for us looked imminent as we were smashing down Leed's back door (no sexual reference intended, although we were *** raping them in some ways) but at half time we only had a 1-0 win, so i warned of complacency and sent them back out. It seems my word of advice of not getting complacent didn't work as Snodgrass got an equalizer after 67 minuets. Once again we left it late, and we got are equalizer in the 80th minuet with Dembele saving are *****. You know what they say though, when it rains it pours, and Doumbia and Bale got a goal each in the 90th and the 93rd minuet. 4-1 and we was not sat in 6th.
Newcastle were my next opponent, and if we won we would go 5th, which is something no Tottenham fan in there wildest dreams would of though could happen just one month ago, i was proud of what i had achieved, but i still wanted 4th place to get Tottenham back into the Champions League next season. The game against Newcastle went as planned as we picked up a 3-0 win, with Doumbia, Dembele and Van Der Vaart getting a goal each, and we was now in 5th, and only 5 points off 4th. To celebrate my success with Tottenham up to yet, me, Daniel Levy and half the Tottenham side went out for a drink. As i returned home that night absolutely smashed off my **** i found that my front door was open, which defiantly sobered me up a bit, thinking someone had broken in (Unlike last time were i just found my wife riding the milkman) I braced myself for a fight and walked in, only to find that once again i had not been broken into, but i found Alice sitting on my bed.
"Alice?! What the **** are you doing here? Your meant to be cooking **** in Scotland!"
"I quit. I missed you. I couldn't be without you! I love you Steven!"
Just as i was about to go and hug her, the girl i picked up from the pub walked in with her **** out... Which was not the best thing that could of happend, and Alice did not believe that she was sister (mainly because i had already told her i was an only child, and also the girl kept asking me if this was a threesome). Alice walked out, red faced and i think a tad ****** off, and me, i sat there heartbroken, and felt like a gigantic cu...
I woke up the next morning wishing last night was a bad dream, but unfortunately it wasn't, as the girl i picked up laid naked in the bed next to me. (Well, i wasn't going to let her go to waste?) I got up and ready and made my way down to the training camp, Aston Villa was only 4 days away.
Amazing comebacks seem to be a thing for my Tottenham side, as we once again pulled back from 2-0 down to 2-2 with goals from 2 goals from Doumbia saving us a point. It's games like these that can be the difference between 4th and 5th, and although i expected a win, a point is better then nothing.
It was January 1st, which is a day all people involved in Football cherish. The January transfer window was open, and i already had two players in. Guisippe Rossi and Bryan Ruiz were brought in for a combined figure of £53 million, and there was more still to come, but more of that later, Swansea away was first, and new signing Rossi was on the bench, well at least he was until Defoe got injured and he came on to make his debut early on in the first half. At half time he had shown why we had bought him, scoring on his debut, and Doumbia got 2 to make it 3-0 at half time. Rossi then added his second after half time making him seem as a fantastic signing for the club! ... Until he elbowed someone in the face and got a red card. Swansea did pull a goal back, but Modric canceled it out, making it 5-1 at full time, and new signing Rossi really did have a mixed debut. So after just 7 games in charge i had lifted Tottenham from a relegation battle, and put them in a position where they can challenge for 4th, and more importantly Champions league. Not a bad start i would say.