I should probably point out that whilst I'm not looking to sell anyone at Leicester, silly offers will be considered. Also, if you have a centreback that would come cheap, give me a shout, and we'll talk business.
Man Utd's busy summer of transfer goes on with two players moving across pennine from Everton
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Englands center back Phil Jagielka will work the defense as Phil Jones & Chris Smalling continue there development.
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Speaking of development here is one of Englands best up and coming midfielders. Like Ward-Prowse Barkley wont be expected to be a key feature in the team and will be given time to grow into a 1st team star.
Updated Transfer list, All players open to all offers GK V Valdes £13m, Best Keeper on the Market! DC J Evans £11m DC Tyler Blackett £2m DC P McNair £2m MR A Valencia £5m
Katy will be employed as a mascot and will be required to wear the above outfit at all times!
She is very excited about her new role...well she better be!
Second signing of the season was part of a swap deal!
Mathieu Flamini and Danny Welbeck arrived from Arsenal and Winston Reid and Diafra Sakho leave in the other direction
"Reid was already on his way out at the end of the season anyway, and Sakho was the wrong nation! Welbeck is from the greatest country in the World so he will fit in great"
When asked why she brought in a French player the queen replied with the following:
"Well throughout history, mainly in the medieval periods, the king(or queen) was also recognised as the monarch of France too...mainly cos they were terrible at fighting and we kept conquering them...so I think it counts"
The other big deal was to get Glen Johnson and Rickie Lambert from Liverpool for a total of 250k
"These 2 bring in a wealth of experience, I know Johnson's wages are a bit high (didn't realise how high) but it will be worth it if he can get us into Europe. Also up top Lambert will be banging them in all season!"
Asked if there will be any more signings the queen didn't rule anything out
"I'm trying to work out as many deals as possible but it is proving difficult. We are trying to get a big black man in from the Championship....he is **** but I can find a "position" for him "
Saido Berahino - Liverpool - Loan
Berahino has joined Southampton on loan after Liverpool signed him from West Brom in the transfer window, apparently Liverpool have sent him out on loan so he can improve at premier league level, and so he can get first team football. Bill Gates, the Southampton chairman has commented by saying that "this oppurtunity to have Berahino on loan is very good for the club" and that "he will learn great things at this great club."
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Steven Davis - Sunderland - Loan
In other news Steven Davis, the Southampton midfielder has gone out on loan to Sunderland. The original reason for letting Davis go out on loan is that with the new additions, Davis will find it hard to fit in. Sunderland have gladly taken him on loan and they have said "he will be a great loan signing, and we are excited to have the oppurtunity to use him in our squad."
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Looking very likley that QPR will bring in a CM and a ST from an unnamed premier league club. The club is looking to loan in a big....ish name to help us beat the drop. Over hear in west london the budget isnt that large so no players that need paying over 70k per week.
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Rio ferdinand can leave the club for 100k as he is surples to requirements. Clint hill is also avalable for the same price. Ive had a few enquiries abouy Charlie Austin and he would only be allowed to leave for a fee of over 20m pounds or a suitable player exchange. Bobby Zamora is avalable for 200k . Shawn Wright Phillips is avalable for 75k. Karl henry for 1m. Bruan Murphy for free. Everyone else has a price. Thanks