Disclaimer89's English Premier League Chairman Game - FM 2015 Edition
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Napoleon has announced that his so-called invasion to England has started. He has sacked Steve Bruce, an Englishman. In his place he has installed his 'inside man' Damien Comolli. He believes he will be the perfect person to lead the attack.
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Damien Comolli
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Damien Comolli
Action at the Emirates
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Prince Harry was seen still in conversations with representatives for several clubs until the late hours of the night, and an insider claimed that the number of completed deals during the day had been truly remarkable.
Arsenal have announced that there will be a press conference with big announcements some time during Friday, so all Arsenal fans will probably be left biting nails for the next 24 hours.
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Intense activity at the Emirates
In what can only be described as a very chaotic day at the Emirates, journalists have spotted several key players leaving the office of new chairman Prince Harry shaking their heads. In addition a number of unnamed players have been going in and out of the gates.
Prince Harry was seen still in conversations with representatives for several clubs until the late hours of the night, and an insider claimed that the number of completed deals during the day had been truly remarkable.
Arsenal have announced that there will be a press conference with big announcements some time during Friday, so all Arsenal fans will probably be left biting nails for the next 24 hours.
Could any chairman'***** me up with a list of players available for loan. All wages will be paid in full. Also taking offers for any of Sunderland's players offers of 75% of players values welcome.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
West Ham Transfer list
AM(LR) ST - Enner Valencia - £13m (worth 15m)
DC DM - Cheikhou Kouyate - 7.5m (worth 8.25m)
GK - Adrian - 4.25m (worth 5.75m)
M/AM(RC) - Morgan Amalfitano - 4m (worth 4.4m)
D(R) - Guy Demel - Freeeeeeee
The Saints Go Marching Out!
Southampton football club have just announced the departure of three major players; James Ward Prowse, Nathaniel Clyne and Victor Wanyama have left the club, it is understood all the players have left on trades, and that the players that were traded in will be revealed tommorow, Ryan Bertrand is also expected to leave but nothing yet has been confirmed.
Ward Prowse has been signed by Manchester United with David Gill, the United chairman saying Prowse "is a great player" and that he will be "part of United's plans for the future. Nathaniel Clyne and Wanyama have both gone to Arsenal after a double deal went through, Prince Harry said that " Wanyama fits the bill" and Clyne is "solid" anyway two players are on their way from London to the south coast but who they are is not yet clear to us.
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Man Utd get there summer rolling!
There three headed transfer monster of Fergie, Gill and Van Gall reveal there transfer policy and there 1st signing! The three will work together in the transfer window on the targets put forward by there scouting team and between the three they will decide who to buy and who not to by!
1st in they address is long term problem area is the middle of the park. For the past 3/4 years Michael Carrick has been carrying the midfield by himself starved of the Keane's & Scholes of the world United used to have and its that bulldog like attitude of never giving up is something that sets this player apart from his modern day midfield counterparts.
James Ward Prowse
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When you read the package and it says "A Man Utd midfielder" this is what it used to be before we made mistakes like Anderson & Djemba Djema. James has made an impressive start to his career and is still about 50% potential but he will get his share of playing time at United which could see him become Englands no1 midfielder. Part of the deal saw Mauro Fellaini head the other way to try and save his career after the disasters of last season. LVG "Its a move that works for both clubs and both players the 1st team player Mauro can go be a star at St marys and JW Prowse can slowly build into a club legend"
Were a long way from being done with this window as the numerous other chairmen that have been harassed will vouch for! Were taking United to the top and wont rest till there there!
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Ashley Already Forgotten? New chairman, new manager and new signings.
After less than 24 hours since the death of Mike Ashley it seems that Newcastle have not been affected by the dramatic news in the slightest. In a statement released this evening by the club it confirmed that Shearer would be taking the role of chairman, however the new owners are yet to be named. The controversy surrounding the death of the previous owner and the secrecy of the new one/s has surely got to raise some suspicion and rumour.
In other news, the club have announced that, Geordie, John Carver, would not be remaining as the manager of the team and that he would be replaced with the experienced ex Uruguay national team manager, Oscar Tabarez. Tabarez has a wealth of experience at the top level and Shearer believes that he'll be a cool and calm head for the club at this turbulent time.
The club have also announced that the policy of selling the club's best players and replacing them with untested, unheard of, nobodies would no longer be in place. Shearer confirmed that Steven Jovetic and Tomas Rosicky would both be joining the squad immediately. He told journalists that they would both add quality and know-how to the depleted and uninteresting starting eleven
#staytuned
After less than 24 hours since the death of Mike Ashley it seems that Newcastle have not been affected by the dramatic news in the slightest. In a statement released this evening by the club it confirmed that Shearer would be taking the role of chairman, however the new owners are yet to be named. The controversy surrounding the death of the previous owner and the secrecy of the new one/s has surely got to raise some suspicion and rumour.
In other news, the club have announced that, Geordie, John Carver, would not be remaining as the manager of the team and that he would be replaced with the experienced ex Uruguay national team manager, Oscar Tabarez. Tabarez has a wealth of experience at the top level and Shearer believes that he'll be a cool and calm head for the club at this turbulent time.
The club have also announced that the policy of selling the club's best players and replacing them with untested, unheard of, nobodies would no longer be in place. Shearer confirmed that Steven Jovetic and Tomas Rosicky would both be joining the squad immediately. He told journalists that they would both add quality and know-how to the depleted and uninteresting starting eleven
#staytuned
Shakeup at Arsenal
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The players announced to be leaving were:
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Danny Welbeck and Mathieu Flamini join West Ham in a player exchange deal. Prince Harry thanked them both for their contributions, but stated that he could no longer risk having the two-footed-lunge maniac that is Flamini on the pitch, and that he himself buried more chances at training than Welbeck did during finishing excercises.
Mathieu Debuchy and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain join Southampton in another player exchange deal. With a right-back coming in, Debuchy was deemed surplys to requirements. The Prince said he was sad to see the Ox go, but with other transfers agreed, he would risk not having enough playing time. So letting him go back to his home club would be for the best for both parts.
Tomas Rosicky was on an outgoing contract and rarely playing, so it made sense to cash in on the interest showed by Newcastle. Tomas moves up north for a small sum, but it does us good to get his wages off the bill.
Theo Walcott controversially joins London rivals Chelsea in a player+cash deal. Prince Harry stated that he was sad to see Theo go, as he is a great talent, but when he can only stay fit for 3-4 months at a time, he hoped that he could see more stability with other options.
Mikel Arteta heads back to Everton in another exchange deal. Arteta became an icon on Merseyside, and the club felt it was time to let him go, despite being the team captain. Mikel will be missed for his presence on the field, but his pay-check was simply too large to keep paying for a backup player.
Olivier Giroud is another surprising move, as he heads to Liverpool in a Player + cash deal. I was originally planning on keeping Olivier around, Harry stated, but he wouldn't share with me the secret to his perfect hair, so I decided it was better to get rid of him, so that I could keep being the one getting attention for my crowning glory.
Seeing these players move must leave most Arsenal fans in shock, but Prince Harry was quick to announce, that we will also see a lot of new talent in a Gunner-jersey this year:
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Winston Reid and Diafra Sakho will join Arsenal from West Ham. Reid gives some long-needed toughness to the back-line and makes sure we have 4 centrebacks this season. Sakho gives us more options up front, and is a clinical finisher that we have have been lacking.
Nathaniel Clyne and Victor Wanyama will join us from Southampton. Clyne is the current and future English right back. He is already a quality player, and will only improve. With him and Callum Chambers down the right, we should be covered for at least 10 more years. Wanyama gives us some much-needed muscle in the centre of the pitch. Arsenal have lacked a proper ball-winner for years, and Victor will make sure the opponents now can feel that they've faced the Gunners.
Loic Remy joins us from London-rivals Chelsea. He is a very clinical striker, that can dribble, finish, head and do everything a complete striker should do. He is a potential Golden Boot winner, and will probably be first choice up front this season.
James McCarthy joins from Everton. He is another player to add something different to the central midfield. James has a very solid all-round game, and will give us one of the strongest central midfield quartets in the league.
Raheem Sterling is the last signing to be announced today. And what a signing it is. The future of English football! Already an established player, 19-year old Raheem will set the league alight. He has the potential to become one of the worlds greatest players, and Arsenal is the team to help him reach that level.
Despite an astonishing amount of transfers, it seems business is not complete at the Emirates. Prince Harry claimed he had one more deal just about done, that only awaited confirmation from the FA, but he would be announcing it as soon as everything was clear, probably later today. Journalists have been quoted seeing a high-profile English left back in negotiations last night at the Emirates, so there might still be big news to come.
So what's the verdict... poor deals, or an Arsenal side to be feared?
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8 goners and 7 new gooners.
In what can only be described as an extraordinary re-shuffling of the squad, Arsenal announced that 15 transfers had taken place. Such a major change in the playing squad must be worrying for the regular Arsenal fan, but Prince Harry was at hand to console any worriers, claiming that the squad he was building would be the strongest since the 49-unbeaten team of 2003-2004.
The players announced to be leaving were:
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Danny Welbeck and Mathieu Flamini join West Ham in a player exchange deal. Prince Harry thanked them both for their contributions, but stated that he could no longer risk having the two-footed-lunge maniac that is Flamini on the pitch, and that he himself buried more chances at training than Welbeck did during finishing excercises.
Mathieu Debuchy and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain join Southampton in another player exchange deal. With a right-back coming in, Debuchy was deemed surplys to requirements. The Prince said he was sad to see the Ox go, but with other transfers agreed, he would risk not having enough playing time. So letting him go back to his home club would be for the best for both parts.
Tomas Rosicky was on an outgoing contract and rarely playing, so it made sense to cash in on the interest showed by Newcastle. Tomas moves up north for a small sum, but it does us good to get his wages off the bill.
Theo Walcott controversially joins London rivals Chelsea in a player+cash deal. Prince Harry stated that he was sad to see Theo go, as he is a great talent, but when he can only stay fit for 3-4 months at a time, he hoped that he could see more stability with other options.
Mikel Arteta heads back to Everton in another exchange deal. Arteta became an icon on Merseyside, and the club felt it was time to let him go, despite being the team captain. Mikel will be missed for his presence on the field, but his pay-check was simply too large to keep paying for a backup player.
Olivier Giroud is another surprising move, as he heads to Liverpool in a Player + cash deal. I was originally planning on keeping Olivier around, Harry stated, but he wouldn't share with me the secret to his perfect hair, so I decided it was better to get rid of him, so that I could keep being the one getting attention for my crowning glory.
Seeing these players move must leave most Arsenal fans in shock, but Prince Harry was quick to announce, that we will also see a lot of new talent in a Gunner-jersey this year:
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Winston Reid and Diafra Sakho will join Arsenal from West Ham. Reid gives some long-needed toughness to the back-line and makes sure we have 4 centrebacks this season. Sakho gives us more options up front, and is a clinical finisher that we have have been lacking.
Nathaniel Clyne and Victor Wanyama will join us from Southampton. Clyne is the current and future English right back. He is already a quality player, and will only improve. With him and Callum Chambers down the right, we should be covered for at least 10 more years. Wanyama gives us some much-needed muscle in the centre of the pitch. Arsenal have lacked a proper ball-winner for years, and Victor will make sure the opponents now can feel that they've faced the Gunners.
Loic Remy joins us from London-rivals Chelsea. He is a very clinical striker, that can dribble, finish, head and do everything a complete striker should do. He is a potential Golden Boot winner, and will probably be first choice up front this season.
James McCarthy joins from Everton. He is another player to add something different to the central midfield. James has a very solid all-round game, and will give us one of the strongest central midfield quartets in the league.
Raheem Sterling is the last signing to be announced today. And what a signing it is. The future of English football! Already an established player, 19-year old Raheem will set the league alight. He has the potential to become one of the worlds greatest players, and Arsenal is the team to help him reach that level.
Despite an astonishing amount of transfers, it seems business is not complete at the Emirates. Prince Harry claimed he had one more deal just about done, that only awaited confirmation from the FA, but he would be announcing it as soon as everything was clear, probably later today. Journalists have been quoted seeing a high-profile English left back in negotiations last night at the Emirates, so there might still be big news to come.
So what's the verdict... poor deals, or an Arsenal side to be feared?
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The first transfers have been made by Lethal Bizzle with a number of players heading to the north of the capital.
First off both Leighton Baines and James McCarthy have left the club with club legend Mikel Arteta and young England star Kieron Gibbs heading up to Goodison Park. Arsenal are also paying Everton some money for these deals which has not been disclosed to the public.
Heading to the white side of North London is Kevin Mirallas who has gone to Spurs for a lump some of money and Aaron Lennon has moved to Merseyside pemanantly
There is rumours more moves on the way so hold on tight
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Del Conte announces transfer list
It appears that a number of players for Stoke City have been listed as available by new chairman Daniele Del Conte, with the team having to save wages due to the new arrival of Lazar Markovic on loan from Liverpool.
Listed below are the players and prices that Del Conte has deemed 'replaceable'.
Peter Crouch - £3m
Mame Biram Diouf - £8m
Marco Arnautovic - £7m
Steve Sidwell - £2m
Ryan Shawcross - £20m or acceptable player swap
Asmir Begovic - £25m or acceptable player swap
Steven N'Zonzi - £6m
Peter Odemwingie - £2m
It appears that a number of players for Stoke City have been listed as available by new chairman Daniele Del Conte, with the team having to save wages due to the new arrival of Lazar Markovic on loan from Liverpool.
Listed below are the players and prices that Del Conte has deemed 'replaceable'.
Peter Crouch - £3m
Mame Biram Diouf - £8m
Marco Arnautovic - £7m
Steve Sidwell - £2m
Ryan Shawcross - £20m or acceptable player swap
Asmir Begovic - £25m or acceptable player swap
Steven N'Zonzi - £6m
Peter Odemwingie - £2m
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Holy shitecakes! A lot has happened, I've not even done any transfers!
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McBromalds Announce unwanted list
McBromalds Announce unwanted list
Super duper chairman Steve Easterbrook - rated by Forbes as the best chairman of a football club in the bromwich area - has announced several unwanted players in what looks set to be a season of upheaval at the club. Victor Anichebe has had a few too many Big Macs and is going to be sold and Jason Davidson, Chris Baird, Gareth McAuley, Craig Dawson and Sebastian Pocognoli are surplus to requirements, allegedly due to being 'unmarketable'. Callum McManaman, Stephane Sessegnon, Chris Brunt and Graham Dorran are also set for an exit it seems. Easterbrook has said that if there is interest in any McBromalds player an offer should be made, and will be considered. He refused to put price tags on any of the players listed. This comes after he called the Queen a 'crazy old *****' who would 'ruin West Ham' and her son a 'spoilt prat of a prince' who would 'drive Arsenal into obscurity.'
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Chelsea announce first 2 transfers!
Chelsea have announced their first 2 transfers - One from London rivals Arsenal and One from Liverpool (Who Weight was quoted as saying he 'would never deal with them while the SM Mafia is in charge')
Theo Walcott - £6m + Loic Remy going the other way
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Weight: ' Walcott is a versatile player - being able to play up front or out wide. He is highly skillful and extremely pacey - giving defenders nightmares for 90 minutes. I believe him to be a much more complete player than Remy. The fact he is Home-grown and Prince Harry was willing to sell made this deal much easier to complete. Excellent addition'
Fabio Borini - £6.75m + Didier Drogba on a season long loan to Liverpool
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Weight: 'I am delighted to be able to welcome Fabio back to Stamford Bridge. I have no sentiment, if I see a good offer I will make it, hence why Drogba has left. He offered nothing but a bit of experience. Fabio knows this club inside-out and he knows where the net is. Plus if we have a serious injury crisis - the type that would make me sack Eva Carneiro... then he can help out on either wing (unless he's injured as well). The only reason i have done this deal, despite stating that I would never deal with the SM Mafia, is that i don't like seeing ex- Chelsea youngsters suffer in their hands'
Further deals seem inevitable - reports are linking Weight with another player at an SMM-controlled club, Ryan Shawcross, and also with a move for another ex-Chelsea youngster Ryan Bertrand.
Remember - Most Chelsea players have a price (and next Summer's transfer window will be a free-for-all)
Chelsea announce first 2 transfers!
Chelsea have announced their first 2 transfers - One from London rivals Arsenal and One from Liverpool (Who Weight was quoted as saying he 'would never deal with them while the SM Mafia is in charge')
Theo Walcott - £6m + Loic Remy going the other way
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Weight: ' Walcott is a versatile player - being able to play up front or out wide. He is highly skillful and extremely pacey - giving defenders nightmares for 90 minutes. I believe him to be a much more complete player than Remy. The fact he is Home-grown and Prince Harry was willing to sell made this deal much easier to complete. Excellent addition'
Fabio Borini - £6.75m + Didier Drogba on a season long loan to Liverpool
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Weight: 'I am delighted to be able to welcome Fabio back to Stamford Bridge. I have no sentiment, if I see a good offer I will make it, hence why Drogba has left. He offered nothing but a bit of experience. Fabio knows this club inside-out and he knows where the net is. Plus if we have a serious injury crisis - the type that would make me sack Eva Carneiro... then he can help out on either wing (unless he's injured as well). The only reason i have done this deal, despite stating that I would never deal with the SM Mafia, is that i don't like seeing ex- Chelsea youngsters suffer in their hands'
Further deals seem inevitable - reports are linking Weight with another player at an SMM-controlled club, Ryan Shawcross, and also with a move for another ex-Chelsea youngster Ryan Bertrand.
Remember - Most Chelsea players have a price (and next Summer's transfer window will be a free-for-all)
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Burnley Transfer Update
Burnley have announced the successful capture of 4 players today; with only 1 departure in what can only be described as a chaotic first day to the transfer market. The first confirmed deal was a swap between Burnley and Manchester City; Kieran Trippier was swapped for the well experienced Serbian international Aleksandar Kolarov and French international Bacary Sagna to bolster the defence.
with these new additions Burnley are hoping to avoid relegation with ease. The Chairman has also issued the following players the chance to leave if they wish;
Danny Ings: 15 Million
Michael Knightly: 4 Million
George Boyd: 6 Million
All players available for right price or swaps.
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Blasphemy!!!
Also the Queen is in charge of West Ham...Prince Harry is at Arsenal!
Burnley Transfer Update
Burnley have announced the successful capture of 4 players today; with only 1 departure in what can only be described as a chaotic first day to the transfer market. The first confirmed deal was a swap between Burnley and Manchester City; Kieran Trippier was swapped for the well experienced Serbian international Aleksandar Kolarov and French international Bacary Sagna to bolster the defence.
Burnley have also signed 2 free agents with immediate effect. Hatem Ben Arfa and Ravel Morrison;with these new additions Burnley are hoping to avoid relegation with ease. The Chairman has also issued the following players the chance to leave if they wish;
Danny Ings: 15 Million
Michael Knightly: 4 Million
George Boyd: 6 Million
All players available for right price or swaps.
Didn't realise we could sign up free agents just like that.
How can this happen? I thought that all transfers would be dealt with on the deadline day, with a blind auction for the contracts of free players?
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This might have been a misunderstanding on my part. Sorry guys.