Everton Takeover Confirmed
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Sky Sports - Some huge news coming out of Goodison Park this morning as its confirmed Cornish Pasty Billionaire Coolin Mcdonald Cooldridge has taken over Everton Football club and we can now go over live to Goodison Park to speak to the man himself.
Reporter - So you sit here as the new Owner/Chairman of Everton Football Club, how do you feel Coolin Mcdonald Cooldridge?
Coolin Mcdonald Cooldridge - first off you can call me CoolMcool to save yourself some time and im delighted, maybe i should have looked into what a disaster the former owner of the club had turned us into before i jumped in but im content.
Reporter - What are your finances looking like after last seasons flirt with relegation?
CoolMcool - Not good, we need to make some serious money before we can really look into buying players, im open to swap deals and loan deals if they allowed by the FA due to our current financial predicament.
Reporter - Yes the former Owner of Everton did not leave you in the best financial state and bought some questionable players and sold a few decent ones in his time too.
CoolMCool - Yes your right, ive lost some of the better players like Mirallas, Barkley and Baines im just glad Stones and Lukaku are still here, it shows what i think of the former owners transfers in that the 4 players who i want to get rid of only came to the club a year ago.
Per Mertesacker - £10Million
Mikel Arterta - £2Million
Dwight Gayle - £2Million
Steven Fletcher - £8Million
Reporter - So there you have it a Sky Sports News exclusive as new Everton Owner CoolMcool puts 4 of his first team squad up for sale in his opening moments of taking over. Im sure hes got plenty to do over the next few days to ensure Everton's Financial stability and that they dont have a relegation battle again.
