Do you believe in Santa?

Do you believe!?

  • Atheist

    Votes: 11 29.7%
  • Santaist

    Votes: 17 45.9%
  • Agnostic

    Votes: 6 16.2%
  • Other religion

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • Total voters
    37
1. Yes.

2. Not really.

3. My mum can't carry a bag of coal.
 
Putting it bluntly, all i want every christmas, is just family fed, roof over our heads, enjoyment and just for everyone to remember how lucky we are.

O yeah, and boxing day footie
 
1. No I don't.
2. No.
3. Bah, Humbug!
 
Last edited:
I see the modern day Christmas as a commercialised festival, and I'll participate in it as an Atheist until the day I die. Shoot me.



I'm going to write a huge book on Santa, want to co-write it with me, so when people question contradictions other Santaist's can just say it was an error in communication!

I will co-write it with you and then maybe it will make sense. It appears you cant even spell your name correctly without ******* up let alone create a sentance that makes sense :D
 
I'm going to write a huge book on Santa, want to co-write it with me, so when people question contradictions other Santaist's can just say it was an error in communication!

I'm going to say that every person who recovers from a small bout of flu has been subject to a miracle, by Santa's grace!

I will co-write it with you and then maybe it will make sense.

You know not the love of Santa. You would defile our holy book.

Also, nice edit there Tharros. Yeah, I saw you said Satanists. :p
 
I'm going to say that every person who recovers from a small bout of flu has been subject to a miracle, by Santa's grace!

I'm going to sacrifice Elves to show my undying love for Santa.
 
I'm going to sacrifice Elves to show my undying love for Santa.

Ooh, good one. I believe Santa was disemboweled by a reindeer to save our souls but rose again in a cave in Lapland.
 
Ooh, good one. I believe Santa was disemboweled by a reindeer to save our souls but rose again in a cave in Lapland.

Startin to sound like a plot to a christmas horror flick lol
 
Startin to sound like a plot to a christmas horror flick lol

This is the modern age, we could turn our holy book into a book to movie adaptation!

Start writing GC, I'll get on the phone to Spielberg.

And I believe Santa turned Snow into Yellow Snow, and proclaimed it to be a miracle. (That one sucked, but it's late!)
 
If you can't see the difference between God and Santa and then valid scientific theories, there's something up. There's reason for those theories to exist, due to strong evidence and Mathematical proofs. There's no evidence and no logical thought behind religion. No one just sat around and thought, hmm "Big Bang, that's why our universe exists" it was thought out over a long period of time by numerous scientists. There is no evidence, no reason for the existence of my belief in Santa or God. Yet, you cannot deny I would be called insane if I genuinely believed in Santa

As you bring it up i will read your crappy posts and what a suprise. Theres evidence for santa so thats 1 thing out of the window.

Holy books are in no way evidence. It's a source that states something, just because there's no source to state Santa is all powerful, doesn't mean he is not. You're confusing common conceptions of God and Santa as evidence. You cannot differentiate between evidence for Santa and God. You're saying GodCubed's counters are ludicrous, but that's because he's describing impossible events with a being that you believe impossible to exist. It's only possible to describe why we imagine Santa and God as different entities, you cannot provide hard proof for the existence or non-existence of either.

Holy books are not evidence nor is science as science is based upon theories to some degree cant completely disregard one theory for another where there is not substantial evidence in either.

This is getting really, really frustrating. It has nothing to do with the fact I said Santa, it's the concept behind it. There is NO evidence for the existence of mythical beings. There is NO evidence for the existence of God. You dismiss other mythical beings, because there's no evidence. But then you accept the existence of God, but there's no evidence for that. You CANNOT claim God is real based on the same reason (No evidence) that you dismiss the mythical beings being real. I don't know how else to explain it, you must be trolling me.

Blah blah same as above

There's no evidence for God, but it's accepted as plausible. There's no evidence for Santa, but anyone believing it will be called insane. Everything bar that is irrelevant

On and on...So much for you superior scientific knowledge.

Theres origin and evidence of santa dont know why your so fixated on it.
 
Last edited:
Santa obviously exists, I mean every Christmas I get presents which have "To Charles, From Santa" written on them. That's evidence enough for me, in addition to my parents telling me Santa exists. My parents wouldn't lie to me! :)
 
And I believe Santa turned Snow into Yellow Snow, and proclaimed it to be a miracle. (That one sucked, but it's late!)

I eat ice cream every sunday. It is the flesh of Santa.
 
I'm very, very confused as to why people are genuinely arguing over the existence of Santa. Everyone knows the start of Christmas was caused by the big bang!
 
I'm very, very confused as to why people are genuinely arguing over the existence of Santa. Everyone knows the start of Christmas was caused by the big bang!

Thanks for that, glad your here oO)
 
Last edited:
NO

YES

because. I . BELIEVE


DON'T ***** ABOUT GOD, HE WILL **** U LIKE ****
 
Top