Great thread!! My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy sometimes. When I play important finals (Euro-Mundial-Champions League-Europa League) I wear my suit in the house. I did that in front of her when I won the Euro 2020 with France. Since then she tries to understand me and my relationship with these little dots.
One other time, I was yelling in my computer screen "you little piece of sh*t, how did you get 2 yellows in 3 minutes, are you freaking serious?!", then I lost the most important match of that save and I couldn't even talk to someone. She saw my facial expression and said "You got rekt didn't you?". I still wonder how I didn't break up with her that day! XD