Dear Mr Capello,
Please can you do these three things:
1. Play 4-1-2-1-2, With Carroll and Rooney upfront, and when either aren't fit, play Crouch for Carroll and Defoe for Rooney. If all these arent fit, please play 4-6-0.
2. Please teach your ******* wingers, how to cross. Untill then, Joey Barton please.
3. Release a statement saying that only people that have a season ticket to a lower league team are allowed a ticket to an England game. This is for two reasons, one, to stop retarded people going to England matches who don't understand football, and then boo everyone because we lose by one goal to a team that played pretty sexy football, two, because lower league fans are accustomed to watching ****** football, so are alot less likely to boo.
If you take these into consideration, I suggest your time as England manager will be prolonged.
Cheers
Dunc.