Philippa Warr, Rock Paper Shotgun (gaming News/Reviews website), in a news item about the upcoming Football Manager 2017:
"I suppose now is as good a time as any to bring up my grievance with the FM series which is the fact that you're not actually managing a football at all; you're managing a team of players who play with the football. You don't get to have six-monthly reviews with the ball and say "people have complained that you're too spherical and that makes you hard to work with" and then check back in half a year later to see if the situation has improved."
Made me laugh, anyway.