free transfer the wife?

[Mike]

If she's a looker, run through the middle.

If she's a bint, shoot from distance.

 

[Poobington]

put her on Tuggs training...should teach her a thing or two(its all in the name of the schedule)

 

[Alex]

This is arguably the best thread I've ever seen, and:

I can't find ''wife'', is she a regen?

is debatedly the funniest post I've seen on here for a while.

I bow down to you all.

 

[Cloud~]

This is arguably the best thread I've ever seen, and:

is debatedly the funniest post I've seen on here for a while.

I bow down to you all.

I concur.

Great stuff lads haha.

 

[Jak]

save it before and then offer her to clubs for free. If this works out then continue but if no one wants her and she gets really ****** off just load up again

 

[tomomate]

i cant find "wife",is she a regen?

Funniest post i've seen for ages. ******* class!!!

 

[miikeyjones]

ask her if she loves you, if she says yes then tell her to leave you alone and let you do your job

 

[Alex]

Or just retrain 'wife' to learn many positions.

 

[Sharkster]

Use a tactic, then keep using it until she becomes wise, then switch to a different tactic, then when she notices, change it again, and keep revolving, then you'll never get a losing streak...

P.S. You're a legend... best thread ever...

 

[sidgurung97]

Best thread ever, so good I am actually going to subscribe XD

These posts and the thread-maker is a legend.

 

[Vroteier9]

This thread is Epic.

 

[Mally]

Retrain her to a Sweeper mate. Might keep her occupied.

 

[GodCubed]

i cant find "wife",is she a regen?

You, sir, are a legend of the very highest order.


Listen, just improve your finances. She'll be happy then.

 

[Irish Scouse]

Issue a warning

...Then if she carries on, fine her 2 weeks wages !!

Are you suggestion she is a hooker?

 

[red157]

You could always try dipping into the under 18s and seeing if there's any quality.

Wages are normally much cheaper.

 

[Joel`]

Ask her to recommend a signing to play in a new position.

 

[rzeznikuk]

You could try " I'm only on the computer..not out with the lads all the time " Thats what I would go with. U could always get her involved and get her to play....but that could go the other way and lose ur PC

Good luck

Alex

 

[Shockhorror.]

Offer her a new contract with a key role in your life.

 

[Cal.]

Why did I avoid this thread for so long? :'(

Have a private chat, ask her to stop arguing with officials, and ask her to try 'one-twos'

 

[Irish Scouse]

See if she would prefer a three man attack.