Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[taida]

I’ve heard *** is a killer. Want to die happy?

 

[Arsenal&co]

Haha. Just doing what the rest do

might have u take a look at that site

 

[Div_Muzza]

Has anybody actually used any chat up lines?

 

[StuartCarey]

STD's. You want some?


It doesn't work often =[

 

[Tom_7]

Is your last name Gillette coz your the best a man can get

Got a raisin? No, How about a Date?

Have you got a map coz i got lost in your eyes

 

[loyal royal1]

is yuor dad a terroist coz your da bomb!


u like?

 

[TommyHayes1989]

My my, what small ******* for a fat girl

 

[DMF]

One someone used on my best mate today...

"Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?"
Awesome (H)

 

[loyal royal1]

i love girls in tights i have a stocking and tight fettish

 

[CJ]

is that a ladder in your tights or a staircase to heaven

 

[loyal royal1]

m8 dmf already said that one

 

[DMF]

Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away

 

[bcfc]

I made some of mine up (H)

 

[hiphopahol101]

Hey i lost my number . . . Can i have yours???(H)

 

[Lewis]

****, i can't think of a chatup line....

get the girls all the time

 

[DMF]

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

 

[bcfc]

Girls love me for my glasses, do you?

 

[Jamie F]

When you walked through the door and our eyes met, I thought... Your a right minger if I've ever seen one

 

[StuW]

Do you want to play armys? I will lay down and you can blow the **** outta me.

Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

Can you catch, because Ive got a couple of balls coming your way!

there is my select few. I have dirtier ones, but these are a little more tasteful for the under 16s....

---------- Post added at 12:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:35 AM ----------

i love girls in tights i have a stocking and tight fettish

thats a little wierd....

 

[Lewis]

i'm an under 16, lets hear your dirtiest ones!!!