Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
 
I try the straight-forward ones....

Holy S**t you're hot

Fancy a F**k?

Seem to work when ****** :)
 
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
in Soviet Russia,
Line Chats-up YOU

and

Nice legs, what time do they open?
 
Are you a space person, because your *** is out of this world.
Roses are red,Violets are Blue, You like Fudge, here's some fudge
Suck my **** you ******* ***** or i'll kill your family
 
Roses are Red,
Violets are silly,
Now open your legs,
Cos here comes my *****.

Might have already been posted, but cba reading whole thread.
 
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice...

etc.
 
StuW said:
I try the straight-forward ones....

Holy S**t you're hot

Fancy a F**k?

Seem to work when ****** :)
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Haha, my favourite is pretty much the same, instead of "You're hot", it's "Nice Shoes"
 
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Take an ice cube to the bar then smash it, and say;
"Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
 
Is ur *** from McDonalds?, Cause Im Loving It!!

Wow Its really Hot In here ! - Oh im sorry, should I go?
 
Is that your feet i can smell ? no? must be your cu*t then! warning it doesn`t always work.:O
 
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