Funny/Random things in FM2012

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Lol_101 said:
lol managing ur rivals. eh XD
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Doing a journeyman save. Was manager of Panathinaikos, Everton offered me the job. I accepted. Realized they were relegated at the end of the season XD

But then again, I do enjoy playing Everton. It's a good challenge, with Kenwright the tight ***** :P
 
Chokopop said:
Doing a journeyman save. Was manager of Panathinaikos, Everton offered me the job. I accepted. Realized they were relegated at the end of the season XD

But then again, I do enjoy playing Everton. It's a good challenge, with Kenwright the tight ***** :P
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and is that head master cahill there still ?
 
Lol_101 said:
and is that head master cahill there still ?
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Yup. He wants to leave though. Have a £10m budget, sold Fellaini and Heitinga. Sadly, I only got 50% of the transfers.

However, I still got Rodwell, and Macheda on loan who is averaging more than a goal /game for me :P
 
Chokopop said:
Doing a journeyman save. Was manager of Panathinaikos, Everton offered me the job. I accepted. Realized they were relegated at the end of the season XD

But then again, I do enjoy playing Everton. It's a good challenge, with Kenwright the tight ***** :P
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Happened to me. Was doing a test run for my first save, and was offered the Villa job which I accepted. Though if i bothered to check the tables I would've noticed the little R before I went in head first. Safe to say it didn't go too well lol
 
ajt09 said:
Happened to me. Was doing a test run for my first save, and was offered the Villa job which I accepted. Though if i bothered to check the tables I would've noticed the little R before I went in head first. Safe to say it didn't go too well lol
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Lol... That's about the same story as me... Except the part that it does go quite well for me :P
 
Chokopop said:
Lol... That's about the same story as me... Except the part that it does go quite well for me :P
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Think the word diabolical would've been appropriate in my case lol. All the best players buggered off, had a nightmare trying to buy....when I got sacked they were bottom of the championship. Though if it happened now would be a different story as I've become much better at it.
 
ajt09 said:
Think the word diabolical would've been appropriate in my case lol. All the best players buggered off, had a nightmare trying to buy....when I got sacked they were bottom of the championship. Though if it happened now would be a different story as I've become much better at it.
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Lol luckily I don't have that problem. Baines was sold before I got there, had to get rid of Fellaini because the ***** couldn't stop whining. Got £15m for him though.

Jagielka and Cahill also started whining, but I convinced them we could grow. So at least I still have them. lol
 
Okey doke, so, I've been going through the commentary files for FM and editing them a bit. Adding my own, and that. It's a big old file; it has got every possible commentary line in every language, after all. So I'm flicking through, when one catches my eye:

"EVENT_PLAYER_KICKS_OPPONENT"
INGAME ENGLISH: <p1> kicks out at <p2>!!"
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I thought that was mildly amusing. Scrolled down a bit further, and what did I find?

"EVENT_PLAYER_PUNCHES_REFEREE
INGAME ENGLISH: <p1> PUNCHES THE REFEREE!!! This is unbelievable!!!"
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"EVENT_PLAYER_PUNCHES_OPPONENT
INGAME ENGLISH: <p1> lands a right hook on <p2>!!! A great punch too!!"​
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At this point, I wondered to what lengths SI would go to make sure every **** base was covered. Lo and behold:

"EVENT_PLAYER_HEADBUTTS_OPPONENT
INGAME ENGLISH: <p1> headbutts <p2>!!! He's totally lost control!!"
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******* really?

I then scrolled down a bit more, and completely ******* lost it at the next line:

"EVENT_REFEREES_A_WANKER
SOUND_REFS_A_WANKER"
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EVENT_BIG_PUNCH_UP
INGAME ENGLISH: All **** breaks loose here! It's a full on brawl! Punches everywhere!!!
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I love the commentary files.
 
Chokopop said:
Lol luckily I don't have that problem. Baines was sold before I got there, had to get rid of Fellaini because the ***** couldn't stop whining. Got £15m for him though.

Jagielka and Cahill also started whining, but I convinced them we could grow. So at least I still have them. lol
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Lul... on the other hand, the only man I've lost is Fellaini, and he'd gone before I got there. :P And I got £14m to spend in the summer XD

Barkley is a monster though, have to keep hold of him.
 
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