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BREAKING NEWS: PSV ANNOUNCE NEW MANAGER AND 3 NEW SIGNINGS BALE, LLORIS AND DIEGO COSTA

Sky Sports can now bring you live coverage of the PSV unveiling conference, where the manager and the new signings.



Rob Smith: Hi everyone and welcome to the unveiling of the new PSV players and the manager. I am pleased to announce the new manager of PSV, Di Biago.


*Di Biago enters room and takes seat to the left of Rob*


Di Biago: First, I would like to thank Rob for putting his trust in me to take this role, he is a top guy and I am going to give 110% in my role as manager. Secondly, I would like to unveil the three new signings we have bought into this club, Hugo Lloris, Gareth Bale and Diego Costa.


*New signings walk into the room and take their seats to the right of Rob*


Rob Smith: I am pleased that we have got these amazing players. Bale is the best player in the world in my eyes, and from what I have heard on Twitter, he is well worth the £190 million we paid for him. Costa is certainly in that top bracket of world class strikers. His goal record for Atletico Madrid has been amazing. So I am glad we have got him for a very good fee of £68M. And finally, Lloris! I have to admit the one club I really despise is Tottenham Hotspur, so I just had to take their best player away from them, and thankfully for us Lloris is one of the best goalkeepers out there. £47M million is a bargain for one of the top goalkeepers in the world. We will now answer the first five questions which come in from the journalists sitting here.

BBC: Hi, its Ben Smith here for BBC Sport UK. Rob, you mentioned your dislike for Tottenham Hotspur, can you tell me how that disliking for the club became apparent?

Rob Smith: Its quite simple really. A club who doesn't have scouts and instead use your club as a scout isn't a club worth liking. Next.

Sky Sports News: Hi, It's Vinny O'Connor from Sky Sports News UK here. For the three signings, what attracted you to PSV and what do you think you can all achieve at this club.

Bale: I have to be honest, me and Ronaldo didn't get along. He took all the freekicks, he took all the penalties, he took my favored position, he took the Ballon'Dor, he took the European golden shoe and he took the spotlight in the Champions league final last season, even though I scored the goal to put us infront. So when Rob and Di Biago asked me if I was interested it wasn't even a choice.

Costa: I do not like it now no Diego Simeone. I like PSV. I win trophies with PSV soon and win golden shoe.

Lloris: I bought into the managers vision as soon as I knew that I would be offered club record wages, I saw the money and I jumped on. Now I am a happy man when I go to the bank again.

Caughtoffside: Hi this is John Smith from caughtoffside here, according to our sources you are in for Messi, Reus, Di Maria, Isco, Ronaldo and Neuer.

Bale: Ronaldo!?

Rob Smith: Who are your sources may I ask?

Caughtoffside: Erm..... us?

Rob Smith: There you go then. I am a twitter user so I know all about you, you can't trick me. That concludes the questions. Thank you all for coming to the unveiling of the new manager and our summer signings.



So there you have it, Sky Sports News has now calculated to total expenditure on the three new signings and can now reveal that PSV have spent a record £305M on bringing these players to the club. Below are the profiles of PSV's new signings.



Name: Hugo Lloris
Nationality: France
Age: 26
Previous Clubs: Nice, Lyon, Tottenham Hotspur



Name: Gareth Bale (Left)
Nationality: Wales
Age: 24
Previous Clubs: Southampton, Tottenham, Real Madrid




Name: Diego Costa
Nationality: Spain
Age: 24
Previous Clubs: Braga, Valladolid, Atletico Madrid
 
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Hoped you liked the post guys. Not completely pleased with my layout, but I will learn and improve in the coming days :)
 
With the Way the game is setup, the numerous Unrealistic transfers taking place I would like to quit the game.
Cannot be a part of something so so unrealistic and amateurish.
 
With the Way the game is setup, the numerous Unrealistic transfers taking place I would like to quit the game.
Cannot be a part of something so so unrealistic and amateurish.
well, considering you were given 500m from the start, and you could choose any team in europe, it will definetly going to be unrealistic.
 
Hoped you liked the post guys. Not completely pleased with my layout, but I will learn and improve in the coming days :)

Was a good post, i would change the yellow though, painful to see and have to highlight haha :p
 
Was a good post, i would change the yellow though, painful to see and have to highlight haha :p
Yeah, only done it because BBC Sport uses yellow as a primary colour. Will change that in the future though.
 
Guys, my computer got very hot last night and it started smoking, so I don't have a computer any more. And my new computer arrives in thirty days. It's still in making, but it was the cheapest and best computer I could get.

Sorry guys, but it seems like I can't continue this game anymore. Sorry.
 
Guys, my computer got very hot last night and it started smoking, so I don't have a computer any more. And my new computer arrives in thirty days. It's still in making, but it was the cheapest and best computer I could get.

Sorry guys, but it seems like I can't continue this game anymore. Sorry.
Understandable, no worries :)
 
Okay all, If Pikkpoiss doesn't mind I will start one of these games following the same rules ?

I would have to start from scratch though, and we will be using the original database? Would you still be interested in playing one of these?
 
Okay all, If Pikkpoiss doesn't mind I will start one of these games following the same rules ?

I would have to start from scratch though, and we will be using the original database? Would you still be interested in playing one of these?

Yes please! Will there be the 500 mil pound rule on clubs?
 
Okay all, If Pikkpoiss doesn't mind I will start one of these games following the same rules ?

I would have to start from scratch though, and we will be using the original database? Would you still be interested in playing one of these?

i'd be interested in joining.
 
Okay all, If Pikkpoiss doesn't mind I will start one of these games following the same rules ?

I would have to start from scratch though, and we will be using the original database? Would you still be interested in playing one of these?

if you want to do one I would start a new thread to look for members, also if you haven't run one before feel free to ask me for advice I have just got into my second season of running my first game and it's been an experience but with 17 other teams plus my own I feel like I know what I am doing now.
 
Okay all, If Pikkpoiss doesn't mind I will start one of these games following the same rules ?

I would have to start from scratch though, and we will be using the original database? Would you still be interested in playing one of these?


I would certainly be interested in joining if the game is run with some new more realistic kinda rules.

I could advice on the rules + game format + how to make this an Auction + Chairman + Draft Game.
Have the rules set up but dont have enough time to run this as an admin.
Is a Lot of work to get a season of this done.
If you want to ask anything, feel free to.
Cheers
 
I would certainly be interested in joining if the game is run with some new more realistic kinda rules.

I could advice on the rules + game format + how to make this an Auction + Chairman + Draft Game.
Have the rules set up but dont have enough time to run this as an admin.
Is a Lot of work to get a season of this done.
If you want to ask anything, feel free to.
Cheers

I tried sending you a message but cant haha ?

Is there someplace we can talk about the rules format etc?
 
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