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22nd May 2017
End of Season Strategy Day and Review
“You’re the devil you know that?” Capello walked in, coffee in one hand and an ice pack for his head in the other. “Haha – but what a night!” I boomed back, taking extra care to ensure there was extra baritone rumble in my voice so as to anger Capello’s huge headache off the back of last night’s PFA award dinner. “There’s no rest for the wicked,” I continued, “Besides Van Gaal was staring daggers at me all night. You can see it eating at him how we beat them quite easily in the end so you know they are already back at work."
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"Hey, is that some Dutch thing or is he just angry all the time Jaap? I yelled as Stam walked in and slumped into his seat. “Nah he’s always angry,” Jaap replied dryly. “Hey congratulations on taking out the Manager of the Year award!” “Cheers mate,” I replied, “It’s going to have pride of place in my trophy cabinet for a while I think.”
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“How good was it to see Zaza get some kudos last night?” I continued. “Player’s Player of the Year and Top Goalscorer! He’s been amazing this year”. “Some of the best money we’ve ever spent” Gal chimed in, having arrived in his finest pair of thick rimmed sunglasses.
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“Don’t forget Bernardo!” and here was Paul Furlong, fashionably late as always. I would excuse it but he had been the first one to leave last night so he should have been here first the softie! “He’s been at the centre of all our best stuff this year” He continued. “I thought they might stiff him and give the award to Mata as a consolation prize but I glad he got it.” “If they had given it to Mata over him or even Grealish or Zaza it would have been a travesty!” I added.
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“Speaking of Grealo, how funny was Jack’s dancing last night?” Coppell said. “I mean I know I would have been pretty happy too, taking out the Young Player of the Year award but man, was that some crazy One Direction moves or what he was busting out??” “In fairness to him, the ladies were loving him,” countered Jaap, ever the voice of reason.
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“But you know who I was happiest of all for?” Stam continued, “Caulker, he’s gets no love from the press and to make it into the team of the year is an awesome achievement.” “You defenders are always, you know, defending each other!” I said sarcastically. “Just kidding though, he’s been through it all with us and I was glad to see him get the plaudits. Grealish got shafted there though. Not sure what they were thinking leaving him out. He’s got plenty of chances ahead of him to get in though.”
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“Ok, enough about last night, let’s get down to business. Obviously we want to win the Prem again next season and also challenge in the Champions League. What’s your thoughts?” I opened it up to the group. “Look, we’ve obviously got the team to compete domestically. Where we might be a little light is in the depth to compete in Europe. We are going to need the full 25 next season to be quality.” Steve Gallen posed. “I think we focus on identifying some guys who can give us a boost to our depth – don’t have to be expensive signings either.” “Sounds good,” I agreed, “let’s focus on ensuring we have adequate depth. Anyone else got anything they want to add?” Unsurprisingly everyone slowly shook their heads. “Ok then,” I continued, “Everyone keep the water up today, email me if you see anything and I’ll see you all back in a couple of weeks”.