Sam's Stockport Story: From the Heights of UT3 to the lows of the dugout.

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Who will reach the prem first?

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Good, because it said 'This Forum Requires....'

Naah, it wasn't patronizing, I genuinely felt really honoured..

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Will try an update tonight :)

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Appointment
After watching Sport Relief, manager Sam Charnock immediatley called James 'smithy' Corden to ask him to come along to his side and bring one of his amazing speeches to the club. James Corden spoke to the whole of England on how he thought Sport should be approached.

Speaking to IoneTwo4Q.com, Sam Charnock spoke to Paul **** and had this to say:
James Corden IS my idol, I aspire to be like Corden and it's an honour and a privelege to have him on board." James will take a short term role as an 'inspirer' for the Stockport players. "I cant belive it, I thought getting Nicky **** to the club was a dream but this is beyond my dreams, to touch James Corden was awesome, the first thing he said was 'Samlaaaaarrrrr'! and 'Samlaar' replied 'Smithstarrrr' and both immediatley did the robot. "The lads have immediatley have tak..." Paul **** then butted in and said "SHUT UPP" 'Samlaar then came in and said "You what" then 'Smithstarr said, **** off Wango.

'"Wango then ran home crying, but Samlaar and Smithstarr immediatley apologised, but unfortunatley for them, ended up in hospital, as 'Wango' battered them.

 
Samlaar, and Smithstarr ;)

Waheyy you can be Joshlaar ;)

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Just found out that my training's been cancelled so I might be able to update before I go the big game today :)
 
Awesome having James Corden there. :) Keep it up Sam!
 
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Vuckic joins on loan
Newcastle United striker, Harris Vuckic has today completed his move to Stockport, on a deal to the end of the season. "I am delighted to be here, this club has moved very quickly to get this division, and I want to be part of getting this club to the premiership."
Vuckic will go straight into the squad for the FA Cup tie vs Eastleigh.

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Just back from County, which was btw (very borin and to sum it up ABLETT OUT)
Sorry for spam. just had to be said.

Update soon.
 
TRUEBLUE - gaffer's notes.


These last two months do look quite promosing, this division doesn't weaken it gets stronger, every season the teams will get better and better and we need to move with it if we want to get into the Premiership within the next 2 years. This January I am delighted to welcome, Jason Puncheon, Stephen Gleeson, Rachid Bouazouan, Stefan Maierhoffer, Josh Olleranshaw and also Lewis McGugan. Despite being a lowly 17th place we are only 12 points off the play-off's and if we can get a good run of results together we might squeeze in there.
All Stockport fans will surely appreciate the return of Stephen Gleeson who won Goal Of The Year when we won promotion, I am fully aware that this transfer may backfire but when I was in the stands as a fan, that moment was brilliant and I want him back, and to get him on a free, was a proper coup.
Also I would like to welcome back Conor Okus back to the club after he returned from his loan at Walsall and he seems to have benefited from that. After the departure of some of our players, unfortunatley for Walsall, we decided to bring Conor back to help booster our midfield.

League Table:

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Average Ratings:

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Signings:

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You stole my header you little idiot!!!!
Just joking, glad you like it, I thought it looked good as well.
On-topic: You are in a good position, keep it up!
 

TRUEBLUE - End Of Season Review


Well, this season didn't go as I wanted it too, we need to improve if we want to get into the top half, this season has made us realise that we need to strengthen and realise that we need to come back down to earth. We haven't played like we have in past season's and this season I aim to strengthen, particularly upfront, our top scorer, Lauri Dalla Valle, has just scored 5, but the first thing I did was extend his loan, his versatillity is vital this season and Lauri is always capable of scoring when called upon.
For our player of the season to be Wes Morgan shows that we didn't score many. Wes has been outstanding, and without him I think we would be playing in League One.



League Position:

18th.


Player of the Season:

Wes Morgan - thoroughly deserved, never misses a header and, although he lacks pace, knows how to tackle.



Expectations for this season: Mid Table Finish.


Signings update soon (If i'm in the mood)
 
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