Enrico Pucci
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Eventually, I saw Chairman Erik Samuelson waving at me. Then I saw the television camera lights and then the guys with the TV cameras slung on their shoulders. It was interview time.
"Excuse me, pardon me," I said trying to force my way through. "Gotta go do an interview. Please move. Thanks. Excuse me ..."
Eventually I made it one hundred yards. Erik and I hugged.
A half dozen microphones and another half dozen cell phones or similar sized digital recording devices were shoved under my nose.
"How do you feel?" someone shouted.
"I'm absolutely delighted," I said. "Everyone has worked so hard to get to this stage and we've done it. Six promotions in ten seasons is truly something special."
"You came up a bit short on the day," Colin Massey from the BBC said. "Talk about your disappointment."
"Seriously, Colin?" I asked. "We hit the woodwork three times then got incredibly unlucky when Loveridge stepped on the ball and that led to the goal. AFC Wimbledon is a fan-owned club risen from the ashes of a horrible decision by the FA to let an owner move a club out of it's home and have just minutes ago been confirmed as getting promoted for the sixth time in ten seasons. Yet, all you can ask about is a fluke loss and how I feel."
"Here's how I feel," I continued. "I feel like the BBC gets no more questions. I feel like if the BBC wants me or anyone at AFC Wimbledon to ever answer any questions they'll send a journalist instead of you, Colin Massey. Would you please leave the grounds so the rest of us can enjoy the party?"
There was a moment of uncomfortable silence for anyone within hearing range. I maintained eye contact with Massey. I know that when I get in moods like this I look rather scary. Then a bunch of Wombles cheered.
"BBC OUT! BBC OUT! BBC OUT!" They chanted.
"Anyone have any real questions?" I asked.
"What are your ambitions for next season?" someone asked.
"I'm an ambitious manager," I replied. "We're going to aim high and see where it takes us. We're going to need some new signings."
"Mark Tomlinson received his seventeenth booking of the season, does that concern you?"
"No," I replied. There was a pause when I didn't say anything else.
"You lead the league in fouls, yellow cards and then there's Mark and that doesn't concern you?"
"No, football is a combative game. We're a fierce team. Mark is our defensive midfielder and I think he's great at his job."
"What do you think about how Oldham played? And Salim Karkar who was picked as Man of the Match?"
"Karkar had solid game and they got lucky while we were incredibly unlucky. I'm going to go and celebrate with the club owners if that's okay with you guys?
"Excuse me, pardon me," I said trying to force my way through. "Gotta go do an interview. Please move. Thanks. Excuse me ..."
Eventually I made it one hundred yards. Erik and I hugged.
A half dozen microphones and another half dozen cell phones or similar sized digital recording devices were shoved under my nose.
"How do you feel?" someone shouted.
"I'm absolutely delighted," I said. "Everyone has worked so hard to get to this stage and we've done it. Six promotions in ten seasons is truly something special."
"You came up a bit short on the day," Colin Massey from the BBC said. "Talk about your disappointment."
"Seriously, Colin?" I asked. "We hit the woodwork three times then got incredibly unlucky when Loveridge stepped on the ball and that led to the goal. AFC Wimbledon is a fan-owned club risen from the ashes of a horrible decision by the FA to let an owner move a club out of it's home and have just minutes ago been confirmed as getting promoted for the sixth time in ten seasons. Yet, all you can ask about is a fluke loss and how I feel."
"Here's how I feel," I continued. "I feel like the BBC gets no more questions. I feel like if the BBC wants me or anyone at AFC Wimbledon to ever answer any questions they'll send a journalist instead of you, Colin Massey. Would you please leave the grounds so the rest of us can enjoy the party?"
There was a moment of uncomfortable silence for anyone within hearing range. I maintained eye contact with Massey. I know that when I get in moods like this I look rather scary. Then a bunch of Wombles cheered.
"BBC OUT! BBC OUT! BBC OUT!" They chanted.
"Anyone have any real questions?" I asked.
"What are your ambitions for next season?" someone asked.
"I'm an ambitious manager," I replied. "We're going to aim high and see where it takes us. We're going to need some new signings."
"Mark Tomlinson received his seventeenth booking of the season, does that concern you?"
"No," I replied. There was a pause when I didn't say anything else.
"You lead the league in fouls, yellow cards and then there's Mark and that doesn't concern you?"
"No, football is a combative game. We're a fierce team. Mark is our defensive midfielder and I think he's great at his job."
"What do you think about how Oldham played? And Salim Karkar who was picked as Man of the Match?"
"Karkar had solid game and they got lucky while we were incredibly unlucky. I'm going to go and celebrate with the club owners if that's okay with you guys?
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