If you bother reading a fair few pages back, you'll find me saying that considering the current state of affairs, I wouldn't mind signing Adolf Hitler if he bangs them in.
And "laughable"? Do you know what is laughable? Spending 100m in duds. And guess what... it wasn't us who did it. But I suppose paying 'only' 6m per goal is good enough to keep you guys happy. Do you know what else is laughable? A guy who takes 4 and a half shots per game on average and scores 5 goals in 18 games. That's only 16 shots per goal
We've strengthened our side while making a profit this season, and we still have the best pounds per point ratio in the Premier League by a mile. We may not be getting Champions League football any time soon, but at this rate... well, neither are you.