Despite the season being done and dusted, The Eagles gathering their senses following a disastrous campaign and the majority of the club heading off for a much needed holiday, it remains worryingly busy at Selhurst Park.
With morale at a predictable low, the majority of the former Premier League stalwarts now cast worrying eyes around their new surroundings as they look to escape before facing the rigors of a brutal Championship season.
Time to see who I've got to convince to stay with us as I look to mount an instant push for promotion...
A small but experienced squad look ready made to push for an easy route to the top flight.
It's not going to be that easy though is it?
With the likes of Ward-Prowse, Townsend and Ings at my disposal a strong set of veteran English players are poised to hold the core of the team together whilst some impressive midfield talent could well tear apart even the best teams in England's second tier.
Time to take a look at some of the clubs strongest and brightest...
Attacking midfielder Thomas Lemar is not just a level above the Championship, he is a good leap ahead of the majority of his team-mates. With the technical ability of a midfield maestro, it is unsurprising to see the clubs exciting French talent heavily linked with some of the top-flights finest clubs and his transfer request soon disappointingly made it's way onto my desk.
Colombian veteran, Sebastian Perez has been holding the fort at the center of The Eagles midfield for just two seasons and it seems his stay in the capital is set to come to an abrupt end. Despite heading towards the twilight years of his career the solid tackler is eager for once more roll of the dice at the top of the footballing ladder as he too makes clear his intentions to leave.
With my desk rapidly filling up with Transfer requests, I quickly set about making myself unpopular within my new squad as I battle to try and cling on to the clubs decidedly determined want-away stars.
With the forth-coming transfer window set to be frustratingly busy my return to England is set to be a long-awaited test of my managerial talents.
This should be embarrassing...