The Joke Thread

[ravenie]

Sky news Headline - Americans look to rescue liverpool football club

Sky news Headline in 6 months - Americans accidently kill Gerrard and Torres

 

[The Bath Manager]

Sky news Headline - Americans look to rescue liverpool football club

Sky news Headline in 6 months - Americans accidently kill Gerrard and Torres

WTF, don't get it but it's crazy funny!

 

[goonergun435]

Sky news Headline - Americans look to rescue liverpool football club

Sky news Headline in 6 months - Americans accidently kill Gerrard and Torres

mate thats not funny

 

[scotland forever]

What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed

like last year whens the last time arsenal won anyting :S

 

[goonergun435]

like last year whens the last time arsenal won anyting :S

good point but arsenal have come closer to champ league than rangers

 

[ravenie]

mate thats not funny

Thanks for your opinion

 

[The Bath Manager]

good point but arsenal have come closer to champ league than rangers

Burn 'Gers Burn!

Back on topic with some jokes please?

 

[goonergun435]

Thanks for your opinion

no problem i just saying others might think its funny but its not my type of humor

no offence

 

[Shay Given]

good point but arsenal have come closer to champ league than rangers

so your point is ...........?

 

[CJ]

What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed

How on earth can you make that joke?? oO)

There top of the league and won it last year?

Doesnt make sense and it aint funny.

 

[scotland forever]

good point but arsenal have come closer to champ league than rangers

more money in englsih footy than scottish m8

 

[Calum]

What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed

grow up what are you 5?:S

it should be chelsea fans saying the joke not arsenal fans as they won it 4 months ago we won it 6 long years ago :'(

 

[ravenie]

As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces "if i'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman" she removes all her clothes and asks "is there anyone out ther man enough to make me feel like a woman?" a man stands up, removes his shirt and says "here, iron this"

 

[The Bath Manager]

grow up what are you 5?:S

it should be chelsea fans saying the joke not arsenal fans as they won it 4 months ago we won it 6 long years ago :'(

People please, it was a joke, if you don't like them, dont laugh!
No need to say it's not funny, or makes no sense! :'(

Edit: One above-lol- think i've heard it before!

 

[Ride The Walrus]

Internet is srs bsns, everyone.

 

[Calum]

People please, it was a joke, if you don't like them, dont laugh!
No need to say it's not funny, or makes no sense! :'(

Edit: One above-lol- think i've heard it before!

even though the joke was not even funny

 

[Shay Given]

Walter Smith was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

 

[Ride The Walrus]

What happens in the mine, stays in the mine, everyone.

 

[scotland forever]

Walter Smith was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

lol good jokes but had to grid ma teeth lol

 

[CJACKO11]

What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed

A joke normally is funny when it has an air of truth about it. replace the team with Arsenal or even more so Liverpool and it would have actually been funny.