The Joke Thread

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Sky news Headline in 6 months - Americans accidently kill Gerrard and Torres
 
goonergun435 said:
What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed
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How on earth can you make that joke?? oO)

There top of the league and won it last year?

Doesnt make sense and it aint funny.
 
goonergun435 said:
What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed
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grow up what are you 5?:S

it should be chelsea fans saying the joke not arsenal fans as they won it 4 months ago we won it 6 long years ago :'(
 
As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces "if i'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman" she removes all her clothes and asks "is there anyone out ther man enough to make me feel like a woman?" a man stands up, removes his shirt and says "here, iron this"
 
Calum said:
grow up what are you 5?:S

it should be chelsea fans saying the joke not arsenal fans as they won it 4 months ago we won it 6 long years ago :'(
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People please, it was a joke, if you don't like them, dont laugh!
No need to say it's not funny, or makes no sense! :'(

Edit: One above-lol- think i've heard it before!
 
The Bath Manager said:
People please, it was a joke, if you don't like them, dont laugh!
No need to say it's not funny, or makes no sense! :'(

Edit: One above-lol- think i've heard it before!
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even though the joke was not even funny:p
 
Walter Smith was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
 
Shay Given said:
Walter Smith was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
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lol good jokes but had to grid ma teeth lol
 
goonergun435 said:
What happens when chelsea win the prem

Loads of people turn off their ps3s and go to bed
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A joke normally is funny when it has an air of truth about it. replace the team with Arsenal or even more so Liverpool and it would have actually been funny.
 
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